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re: News Flash - Women are the devil. UPDATE page 22

Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:08 am to
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:08 am to
What sounds the most odd to you?


"Hey I picked this up for you while I was out of town. Saw it and I thought of you and just had to get it"

or


"Hey since you went out of town I got you a gift"


So you are saying you never get your SO a small gift when you travel without them? I always have and so has my husband.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:09 am to
george carlin on women...

LINK
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:09 am to
quote:

What sounds the most odd to you?


"Hey since you went out of town I got you a gift"


they were dating for a YEAR.

she was gone for a week.

he picked up something while she was gone to show her he was thinking about her.

This post was edited on 11/6/15 at 11:10 am
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:10 am to
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This post was edited on 12/1/19 at 12:20 am
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:12 am to
quote:

"Hey since you went out of town I got you a gift"



parents do that for their 9yr olds. Not adults.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:12 am to
You should be glad it happened now. With the holidays coming up, vagina tends to get expensive. Go buy yourself something really nice with the money you were saving up for the overly extravagant Christmas gift you were going to buy her to try to prove that she should keep you around.
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:12 am to
quote:

Flashback 1101 posts

what can i give you to prevent 1102?
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:15 am to
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Exactly, they like bad boys and rough sex. Break into her house and steal some shite before you have your way with her. Make sure that she knows you'll fricking kill her if she calls the cops.


This.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94683 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:15 am to
quote:

parents do that for their 9yr olds. Not adults.


orly?

my wife has gotten me something almost every time i've come back from a trip.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:17 am to
So she buys you a gift even if you went off on a vacation to someplace cool without her? (ex: a bachelor party trip or guys trip)



Do you at least bring her back something?
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:17 am to
quote:


what can i give you to prevent 1102?



My posting prowess is not for sale!
Posted by Count Chocula
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:19 am to
quote:

my wife has gotten me something almost every time i've come back from a trip.
You got it all wrong CAD. The message behind your gift is a "looking forward to you leaving again"!
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94683 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:19 am to
quote:

So she buys you a gift even if you went off on a vacation to someplace cool without her? (ex: a bachelor party trip or guys trip)


i'm not in the habit of vacationing without my wife. she's kinda fun to be around.
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:20 am to
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
291656 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:21 am to
does she bring you mickey mouse ears or a sno globe?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:21 am to
quote:

You got it all wrong CAD. The message behind your gift is a "looking forward to you leaving again"!


Let's go full typical OT on this


The gift is because she is feeling guilty about what she did while he was gone
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94683 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:22 am to
now y'all are just making me feel bad
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64679 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:22 am to
Yeah, thats pretty shitty of her. Probably not someone who will be able to ever maintain a relationship. The bastard after you will get cheated on. She'll get ugly of course with age, and she'll die a miserable and lonely old woman with tons of regret. Unfortunate for her.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:24 am to
quote:

The gift is because she is feeling guilty about what she did while he was gone
BINGO!

Since you give a lotta gifts to hubby, tell us what you're guilty of!
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94683 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:25 am to
dont hate because i have the perfect mate
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