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re: New Texas Longhorns End Zone looks like a vagina

Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:06 pm to
Posted by Oyster
North Shore
Member since Feb 2009
10224 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:06 pm to
I hope they build it.
Posted by LSU Tigerhead
Metairie
Member since Nov 2007
5160 posts
Posted on 11/16/19 at 11:06 am to
quote:

I’d hit it

Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 11/16/19 at 11:14 am to
Surely that design is a little to risque. Hopefully they have a Plan B.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104404 posts
Posted on 11/16/19 at 11:58 am to
Wait til the Rice band gets ahold of this.
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1670 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:15 am to
Section G is supposedly the best spot in the stadium, but good luck finding it.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73249 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:26 am to
Looks like the whole sex organ. Vagina, fallopian tubes, uterus.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:41 am to
quote:

looks like a vagina



I haven't seen many vaginas in my life, but I've never seen a vagina that looks like that.





rorshach

Dude in armageddon.

"Breasts.
Really big breasts".


Posted by TD422
Destrehan, LA
Member since Jun 2019
803 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:55 pm to
Would love to be in an offensive huddle:

QB: "OK, guys - X motion 47 right on two."
WR: "Huh?"
QB: "Just go ten yards and head for the giant vagina."

Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
25104 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:56 pm to
The comments are pure gold!!
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 3:03 pm to
Fastest way out of the stadium is through the C section.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120275 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 3:37 pm to
quote:


That's not true. The money was distributed based on who was selected to play on TV most often, and the teams you mentioned as leaving voted for this same structure.


Texas & Oklahoma was supposedly seeking to leave the Big12 to go to the PAC12, but then unlike other conferences, where the money from all the bowl games are put in one pot and divided evenly to each school. In the Big 12 Texas gets a larger percent than the other schools. Texas can not even make a bowl game and when the season is over, they will still get the most money.

I am sure their threat to go to the PAC12 had something to do with them getting the biggest part of the pie, but are they really worth it? They wouldn't make as much money if they went to the PAC12, the BIG12 should have called their bluff.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Section G is supposedly the best spot in the stadium, but good luck finding it.


It's really not that hard.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18561 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 11:17 am to
the University President is going to have a private room off the side - rumor is he will nickname it the Ovary office
Posted by parrotdr
Cesspool of Rationalization
Member since Oct 2003
7737 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 11:37 am to


I posted this one on Facebook before the UT game and got roundly attacked by female UT fans for implying females were somehow weaker.
This post was edited on 11/19/19 at 11:38 am
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33256 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 11:54 am to
the comments are hysterical!
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62577 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

And "Bevo" is an ingenious play on bovine (that's a cow), as well as the name of a popular near-beer of that era.


You know how I know you’re not high up on the food chain? Because you believe the lie.

What if I told you that in the section where the wealthiest horn suite owners congregate before and after games there is a giant plaque documenting the branding of the cow and the name Bevo originating because of a need to cover up the 13–0

Now that is the truth, you know how I know, because I’ve been there is an honored guest
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