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New sex toy machine allows you to have sex without actually having sex (NFSW)
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:06 pm
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So... you turn yourself in a human dildo that can cuddle?
So... you turn yourself in a human dildo that can cuddle?
This post was edited on 8/8/17 at 5:08 pm
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Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:08 pm to silverdude
The hell did I just watch?
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:08 pm to silverdude
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allows you to have sex without actually having sex
So... nothing changes?
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:10 pm to silverdude
Well that's just retarded. I already make her do all the work.
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:11 pm to silverdude
I hate that position. I always get a cramp in my hip.
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:12 pm to northshorebamaman
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:15 pm to silverdude
I'm pretty excited by the time my daughter comes of age I won't have to worry about dudes messing around with her because they will all be fricking robots in VR
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:17 pm to Sun God
No, you'll have to worry about the 40-50 yr old dudes that didn't grow up fricking VR robots.
I'll call you dad. And take the best cut of meat off the grill.
I'll call you dad. And take the best cut of meat off the grill.
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:17 pm to silverdude
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:18 pm to ThatMakesSense
Then I guess I'll have to make sure she gets really fat
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:19 pm to Sun God
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:20 pm to Sun God
Haha
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:23 pm to Klark Kent
Which one of us will do the actual arse kicking, and which one will film it on their iPhone 24 while yelling "WORLD STAR"
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:25 pm to Sun God
I'll watch yall two make gay love and film it for world star. I'm here to help.
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:26 pm to Sun God
At that point I'll have a bionic knee, so once you get him to the ground, I'll finish his punk arse off
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:29 pm to ThatMakesSense
I think you are confusing those gay snuff porn sites you frequent with World Star HipHop .com sir
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:31 pm to Klark Kent
They're bout the same. Bunch of bitches get stuffed.
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:33 pm to Sun God
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Then I guess I'll have to make sure she gets really fat
And ol rando will pound it until she's moving like the gulf in a storm.
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:34 pm to X123F45
She won't be that fat Rando
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:37 pm to Sun God
Fat, skinny, thick, fit. Gonna look like Hellas Planitia when I'm done.
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