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re: nevermind
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:58 am to lsupride87
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:58 am to lsupride87
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I did. You didnt
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Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian that the chimps also tore off Davis' testicles and foot.
I’m sorry what?
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Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:00 am to bamabenny
quote:1 chimp would have zero chance, what are you talking about?
1 chimp vs 5 lineman is a possible debate.
You know a chimp is not a gorilla, right?
All 5 dudes jump on the chimp. he gets a couple of dudes sliced up, but they very, very easily overpower him and pin him and kill him.
What are we doing here?
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:00 am to Howyouluhdat
It bit off his foot
You should likely read more
You should likely read more
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 11:00 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:01 am to shel311
I am convinced most people in here think a chimp is a gorilla
It’s the only way some of these comments make sense
It’s the only way some of these comments make sense
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:02 am to Kcrad
quote:here you go
Your gifs aren't showing up. So, I'll have to go with the chimps.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:03 am to stonedbegonias
quote:
You’re kinda stupid.
Kinda stupid??? He makes Forrest Gump look like Stephen Hawking by comparison.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:04 am to lsupride87
This thread led me down the rabbit hole to find a crazy Russian scientist who tried to inseminate women with chimpanzee sperm in 1920 to create a human-ape hybrid
The soviets gave him a million doll hairs to try this
LINK
The soviets gave him a million doll hairs to try this
LINK
quote:
Ilya Ivanovich Ivanov (Russian: ????´ ???´????? ?????´?, August 1 [O.S. July 20] 1870 – March 20, 1932) was a Russian and Soviet biologist who specialized in the field of artificial insemination and the interspecific hybridization of animals. He is famous for inseminating three female chimpanzees with human sperm (with no result) as a part of his controversial attempts to create a human-ape hybrid.
In the 1920s, Ivanov carried out a series of experiments to create a human/nonhuman ape hybrid. Three female chimpanzees were inseminated with human sperm, he failed to create a pregnancy. In 1929 he organized a set of experiments involving nonhuman ape sperm and human volunteers, but was delayed by the death of his last orangutan.[1]
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:04 am to WaWaWeeWa
quote:
YT Man vs Chimp
that chimp was just monkeying around with that guy
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:05 am to lsupride87
quote:
It bit off his foot
Spin it how you want. It says tore whether with its mouth or not. It’s takes pure strength to do. Keep going though
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:07 am to Howyouluhdat
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pure strength
quote:Ok. Lets talk pure strength again of a chimp compared to an average human, not a 300 lb college lineman
Keep going though
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“There’s this idea out there that chimpanzees are superhuman strong,” says Matthew O’Neill at the University of Arizona in Phoenix. Yet his team’s experiments and computer models show that a chimpanzee muscle is only about a third stronger than a human one of the same size.
quote:LINK
This result matches well with the few tests that have been done, which suggest that when it comes to pulling and jumping, chimps are about 1.5 times as strong as humans relative to their body mass. But because they are lighter than the average person, humans can actually outperform them in absolute terms, say O’Neill.
I predict the 41st person in this thread comes in shortly and still says the chimp is "way stronger" than the lineman
This post was edited on 12/27/19 at 11:49 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:08 am to lsupride87
I'll have to go with the chimp.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:08 am to Kcrad
quote:He missed
I'll have to go with the chimp.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:09 am to lsupride87
You don't know that. Were you there?
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:16 am to lsupride87
So what you got to say about the other article I posted. You skipped over that one? How convenient huh. That was a mans first hand experience showing a chimps strength
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 11:17 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:17 am to Howyouluhdat
quote:You posted an article about a man talking about a chimp beating him up
So what you got to say about the other article I posted. You skipped over that one? How convenient huh. That was a mans first hand experience showing a chimps strength
Whats your point?
I posted a video showing a man not getting severely beaten by a chimp
Also, this thread is about 5 very large males vs 3 chimps
Try to keep up, im only at work 40 more minutes
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 11:19 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:29 am to lsupride87
quote:
You posted an article about a man talking about a chimp beating him up
Exactly a much larger athletic man
quote:
I posted a video showing a man not getting severely beaten by a chimp
Nowhere in that video shows a chimp trying to do anything but play with that guy and you also have no context to that grainy arse video
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im only at work 40 more
minutes
Yea work lol
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:30 am to Howyouluhdat
quote:It has been posted in this thread.....
you also have no context to that grainy arse video
LINK
They encountered a pack of chimps in the wild and the chimp attacked. It was not playing. It did injure the mans fingers and ear
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 11:31 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:32 am to lsupride87
When you get home, drink a beer, do your traditional Christmas Eve beatoffathon and take that L like a man
Posted on 12/24/19 at 11:46 am to tigerinthebueche
I knew an old Sergeant that faught a chimp in a bar in Vietnam.... he said he got the first punch and hit it square in the mouth and he thought he knocked it out. It climbed on top of him and slapped him so much and hard it knocked him out... his buddies told him it didn’t take the chimp 30 seconds.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:18 pm to lsupride87
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Im fricking retarded because I know 5 humans weighing 1500 lbs that are roughly 2-3x stronger would crush 3 chimps weighing 350 lbs?
You think like a 6 year old. Size and strength are pretty far down the list of things you need in a fight. Skill, speed and toughness are way more important and the Chimps have that in spades.
The fact that the OP asks about 5 CFB Linemen who have zero unarmed combat training (because they look tough to him) makes this question ever more childish than it already was.
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