re: nevermind

Their only chance would be to take the two baddest MOFO's to kill one quickly while the other 3 "block" the other one long enough for it to be a 5 vs last remaining 1.

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They are faster, stronger,

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Wrong

I’ll say this. Anyone who thinks they could take out a chimp you have to think about how you would incapacitate it

Hit it in the face? No chance. You could hit that thing with a 2x4 and it probably wouldn’t phase it

Choke it out on top? Doubtful because it’s arms are longer than yours and would be thrashing your face

The only hope would be to get behind it and get it in a choke hold. I just don’t see that happening with how powerful and maneuverable it’s legs are

Lets post more actual studies

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“There’s this idea out there that chimpanzees are superhuman strong,” says Matthew O’Neill at the University of Arizona in Phoenix. Yet his team’s experiments and computer models show that a chimpanzee muscle is only about a third stronger than a human one of the same size.

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This result matches well with the few tests that have been done, which suggest that when it comes to pulling and jumping, chimps are about 1.5 times as strong as humans relative to their body mass. But because they are lighter than the average person, humans can actually outperform them in absolute terms, say O’Neill.

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LINK

So, even the average human is stronger than a chimp when speaking in actual total strength. So a 300lb lineman would be roughly 2-3 times stronger than a chimp


But frick science, ths OT said differently. AMIRIGHT GUYZ?

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They will bite the balls off of those dudes before they even know the fight has started.

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This chimp must have been tired I guess

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They're at least as strong

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Not even close

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Maybe 2 gorillas would have a good shot depending on how large

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Maybe 2 gorillas would have a shot?

Yikes


I think the 5 linemen come out victorious, but 3-4 of them(maybe all) will come out looking really bad, a couple may not come out at all.

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I think the 5 linemen come out victorious, but 3-4 of them(maybe all) will come out looking really bad, a couple may not come out at all.

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Finally, a human that doesnt post with wild emotion and hyperbole

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I posted a link saying it ripped the dudes balls

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That isnt exactly hard to do

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and foot off

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Wrong

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Did you read it?

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I did. You didnt