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re: nevermind
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:49 am to lsupride87
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:49 am to lsupride87
quote:
A chimp in no way shape or form is dislocating a linemans arm in 16 seconds
No they start by grabbing the humans fingers and pulling them off like you pull apart bread. Just one of those chimpanzees would kill all of those players with ease. 130# Male chimp would crush a humans head with ease.
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Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:49 am to lsupride87
This lady was attacked by a fully domesticated “pet” chimp.
Notice her hands.
Notice her hands.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:50 am to MrLSU
quote:
Just one of those chimpanzees would kill all of those players with ease.
My lord
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:51 am to Rebel
quote:She is lucky it wasnt one of the lineman
This lady was attacked by a fully domesticated “pet” chimp.
If they wanted to attack her, they could snap her neck in a matter of seconds
In reality, it would take one of them about what, 20-30 seconds to kill her?
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 9:53 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:54 am to C
I think the uneven number gives chimps the advantage. 2 large humans could overpower and hold down one chimp and break its neck. However one human could not.
You’d have to sacrifice one human and hope you could could kill the other 2 chimps and then get the 3rd one before the 3rd one gets the 5th human and jumps in to help the other 2 chimps
You’d have to sacrifice one human and hope you could could kill the other 2 chimps and then get the 3rd one before the 3rd one gets the 5th human and jumps in to help the other 2 chimps
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:54 am to lsupride87
It was a pet chimp. A chimp that had been on many TV shows.
I doubt seriously an OLineman would literally rip someone’s hands off.
I doubt seriously an OLineman would literally rip someone’s hands off.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:55 am to MrLSU
quote:To start
130# Male chimp would crush a humans head with ease
You picked the heaviest a male chimp can get. Nicely done
To finish
I guess this guy got the biggest pussy chimp of all time because he couldnt even destroy him 1 on 1, much less 5 on 1......
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:56 am to Rebel
quote:Why do they need to?
I doubt seriously an OLineman would literally rip someone’s hands off.
They would simply crush a persons windpipe or snap their neck 
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:01 am to lsupride87
quote:
Rudy Eugene, attacked and maimed Ronald Poppo, a homeless man, him unconscious, removed Poppo's pants, and bit off most of Poppo's face above the beard (including his left eye), leaving him blind in both eyes.[
Trudat
Florida Man on Bath Salts = Chimpanzee Fury
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:04 am to The Baker
It depends. Can I lend our guys some pistols, to even the odds?
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:06 am to lsupride87
quote:
this Alaskan gemologist wrote a 2011 blog post about wrestling a 125-lb. chimpanzee in the summer of 1965 -- and wrestling with his conscience afterward. He'd gone to a county fair, figuring "it was a good place to pick up some chicks." A carnie offered him a couple bucks to fight the chimp. Lumetta, then a six-foot, 220-lb. college football player, assumed it'd be an easy victory.
"I gave him a direct hit to his chest which sent him into a frenzy of screaming and swinging," Lumetta recalled, and the chimp "knocked me to the floor of the cage and proceeded to jump up and down on my back...he threw me across the cage with his feet!" (Looking back at the incident, Lumetta -- who died earlier this year -- felt the sideshow attraction "took advantage of our poor animal brethren. I participated in doing just that.") Yeah, maybe the apes are right to take over the planet from our jerk species -- but still, let's not encourage any future Caesars with karate lessons, OK?
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:07 am to oleheat
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 9:06 pm
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:07 am to oleheat
quote:CHIMPS CAN EAT BULLETS AND SPIT THEM BACK OUT!!!!!
It depends. Can I lend our guys some pistols, to even the odds?
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:12 am to MojoGuyPan
quote:
Florida Man on Bath Salts = Chimpanzee Fury
Yea let’s see what a chimp can do on bath salts. There would be no trace of a victim left over
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:14 am to Globetrotter747
quote:
The linemen have the advantage in size, numbers, intelligence and probably raw strength. Wild chimps, however, have nightmarish ferocity and are much better equipped to tear flesh with their hands and teeth.
The only way the linemen have a chance is if they go in 100% prepared to kill the chimps at all costs and have zero regard for dying or being disfigured. In that case, I will take the linemen.
“A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.” George Patton
The chimps are going to be the ones violently executing an plan that has been perfected over thousands of years in the wild.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:18 am to lsupride87
Just FYI that face she is wearing is not the one she was born with.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:27 am to CheEngineer
quote:Humans are also animals
“A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.” George Patton
The chimps are going to be the ones violently executing an plan that has been perfected over thousands of years in the wild.
We are capable of some fricked up shite as well. Yes, some humans turn into gigantic pussies now when faced with confrontation. However, some turn back to their animal instincts
Im going to go with the 5 alpha lineman arent going to turtle
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:30 am to lsupride87
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Im going to go with the 5 alpha lineman arent going to turtle
Doesn’t matter how alpha they are. Chances are those lineman have never been in a street fight much less had to revert to any kind of life or death violence in their life. I’ve posted a link and an article disputing your very argument. It’s best if you just leave the stage now
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 10:32 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:35 am to lsupride87
quote:
lsupride87
You’re kinda stupid.
Merry Christmas.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 10:37 am to stonedbegonias
quote:Im just listening to the actual scientists and biologist who have done studies
You’re kinda stupid.
But silly me, I should instead follow the lead of the OT animal experts
quote:Im Jewish
Merry Christmas.
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 10:38 am
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