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Posted on 5/29/16 at 10:00 am to The Baker
C) Put down the gun so I can video the gorilla mauling the kid with my phone--vertically, of course.
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Posted on 5/29/16 at 10:02 am to Titus Pullo
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Posted on 5/29/16 at 10:14 am to The Baker
K) Kneecap the parents and push them in and then save the kid.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 10:14 am to The Baker
In your example save the child at any cost.
However in scenario below, some dumbass enters the lions cage trying to commit suicide. Zoo had to kill two of its 3 lions to save him. I wouldn't have. Killed the animals in this case.
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However in scenario below, some dumbass enters the lions cage trying to commit suicide. Zoo had to kill two of its 3 lions to save him. I wouldn't have. Killed the animals in this case.
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He was apparently attempting suicide, and a note was found in his clothes, Chilean media reported. Zoo staff shot and killed two of the lions with live rounds to protect the man, the zoo's statement said. "Due to the circumstances and to firstly protect the life of this person, we found ourselves obliged to apply all of our security protocols," the zoo's statement reads. The two lions, a male and a female, were shot in front of a large crowd of zoo visitors. The male lion was born at the zoo, while the lioness was rescued from a circus, local media reported. The zoo said it took the "incomprehensible action" of killing two of its three lions, which was "profoundly painful for every single one of us."
Posted on 5/29/16 at 10:15 am to Schwartz
D) Encourage the parents to jump over too and remove the whole trashy family from the gene pool.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 10:17 am to The Baker
D) I'd masturbate and stare at the bystanders.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 10:19 am to tigers win2
quote:That makes you sicker than the suicidal person. Sometimes we have to protect people from themselves. Someday you may be just as distraught as that "dumbass" was. Hopefully, someone will be there to show you compassion.
some dumbass enters the lions cage trying to commit suicide. Zoo had to kill two of its 3 lions to save him. I wouldn't have. Killed the animals in this case.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 10:20 am to The Baker
C) throw OP into gorilla pit
Posted on 5/29/16 at 10:25 am to The Baker
C) shoot the kid and parents and get rid of that gene pool 
Posted on 5/29/16 at 11:33 am to LSUSUPERSTAR
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Why would the gorilla eat the child?
Gorillas are herbivores except for an occasional termite for a delicacy.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 11:45 am to The Baker
C) Get arrested for having a gun at the zoo
Posted on 5/29/16 at 11:58 am to The Baker
C: get the dad to write you a large check, then shoot the gorilla
Posted on 5/29/16 at 11:58 am to The Baker
Rob the mom and dad and run away with purses
Posted on 5/29/16 at 12:24 pm to The Baker
Smoke the chimp.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 12:57 pm to Boxcar
Give the gun to the gorilla.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 1:57 pm to Sparkplug#1
I like that option too
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