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Posted on 10/1/20 at 11:46 am to Fat and Happy
Roses are red
Unless they are white
Why no black roses?
So far to go, right?
Unless they are white
Why no black roses?
So far to go, right?
Posted on 10/1/20 at 11:49 am to Scooba
These flowers from me
Are freshly cut.
Later tonight,
Can I PIIYB?
Are freshly cut.
Later tonight,
Can I PIIYB?
Posted on 10/1/20 at 12:00 pm to Scooba
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Posted on 10/1/20 at 12:07 pm to Scooba
I've lived in the North
I've lived in the South
For a while tonight
Put my dick in your mouth...
I've lived in the South
For a while tonight
Put my dick in your mouth...
Posted on 10/1/20 at 12:32 pm to Scooba
Pro-tip if you're ever buying a romantic greeting card at the store:
1. Pick out the card you want to buy
2. Pick out a different card with some sappy shite written in it.
3. Write the shite from the sappy card into the card you buy.
1. Pick out the card you want to buy
2. Pick out a different card with some sappy shite written in it.
3. Write the shite from the sappy card into the card you buy.
Posted on 10/1/20 at 12:33 pm to Scooba
quote:
Need a Romantic Message for Flower Card
"your sister gives great head"
Posted on 10/1/20 at 12:34 pm to LCA131
quote:
LCA131
The South will rise again?
Posted on 10/1/20 at 12:57 pm to Rouge
Cant wait to bend your fat arse over tonight..
See ya soon
See ya soon
Posted on 10/1/20 at 1:04 pm to Scooba
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like spaghetti
Wanna frick?
Violets are blue
I like spaghetti
Wanna frick?
Posted on 10/1/20 at 1:17 pm to Scooba
Roses are Red, violets are blue
and so is that black eye, I just gave you
and so is that black eye, I just gave you
Posted on 10/1/20 at 7:16 pm to Scooba
Give me what you want to say and I’ll paint a pretty picture
Posted on 10/1/20 at 7:29 pm to Scooba
Flowers are pretty,
A lovely bouquet,
But when sat next to you,
They look boring and grey,
Because flowers don’t bloom,
Like the smile on your face,
And unlike all these blossoms,
You can’t be replaced,
Yes as sweet as they are,
They just cannot compare,
And they won’t last as long,
As your beauty so fair
A lovely bouquet,
But when sat next to you,
They look boring and grey,
Because flowers don’t bloom,
Like the smile on your face,
And unlike all these blossoms,
You can’t be replaced,
Yes as sweet as they are,
They just cannot compare,
And they won’t last as long,
As your beauty so fair
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:04 pm to fr33manator
"I've waited my whole life for a woman like you". Or check out the lyrics of any good love song.
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:10 pm to Scooba
I got your back bro. Here's a few to pick from.
•I fell in love so many years ago
With a beautiful woman who must now know
My passion for her is deep in my heart
For if we were f***ing
I would not stop even if she did fart
•To my special gal who is so nice
Who will give up her shirt & not even think twice
If ever you want me to stop playing video games
& owning n00bs
Just give up that shirt & show me your b00bs
•I've been waiting for this moment, just thinking of you
The scene is set, a romantic night for two
One of us will reach unimaginable ecstasy
And if you play your cards right, you will too
•I'm sorry you don't feel well
It sucks when you're sick :(
Hope you get better soon
So you can suck my ....
•I fell in love so many years ago
With a beautiful woman who must now know
My passion for her is deep in my heart
For if we were f***ing
I would not stop even if she did fart
•To my special gal who is so nice
Who will give up her shirt & not even think twice
If ever you want me to stop playing video games
& owning n00bs
Just give up that shirt & show me your b00bs
•I've been waiting for this moment, just thinking of you
The scene is set, a romantic night for two
One of us will reach unimaginable ecstasy
And if you play your cards right, you will too
•I'm sorry you don't feel well
It sucks when you're sick :(
Hope you get better soon
So you can suck my ....
This post was edited on 10/1/20 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:28 pm to Scooba
Alarm clock
Alarm clock
Tick tick tick
[jnsert name of the college this lady attended here] girls suck my dick
Alarm clock
Tick tick tick
[jnsert name of the college this lady attended here] girls suck my dick
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:42 pm to Scooba
Sept 19th I sent my wife flowers for our anniversary. It says the same thing on the card every time I do it.
Happy Anniversary you pretty arse bitch.
Love,
Baw
Happy Anniversary you pretty arse bitch.
Love,
Baw
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:43 pm to Kjun Tiger
quote:
Nappy Head, nappy head
with eyes like a frog
wash you nasty arse tonight
and I'll frick you like a dog!
Send that one to Destroya
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