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re: Need a Romantic Message for Flower Card

Posted on 10/1/20 at 11:38 am to
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 11:38 am to
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
After tonight,
Your pussy is too.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19458 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 11:41 am to
Anal tonight?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 11:46 am to
Roses are red
Unless they are white
Why no black roses?
So far to go, right?
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 11:49 am to
These flowers from me
Are freshly cut.
Later tonight,
Can I PIIYB?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40399 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 12:00 pm to
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76290 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 12:07 pm to
I've lived in the North
I've lived in the South
For a while tonight
Put my dick in your mouth...
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19206 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 12:32 pm to
Pro-tip if you're ever buying a romantic greeting card at the store:

1. Pick out the card you want to buy
2. Pick out a different card with some sappy shite written in it.
3. Write the shite from the sappy card into the card you buy.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73541 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

Need a Romantic Message for Flower Card


"your sister gives great head"
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138153 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

LCA131


The South will rise again?
Posted by Impotent Waffle
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
10105 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 12:57 pm to
Cant wait to bend your fat arse over tonight..

See ya soon
Posted by Wawchita
Desiyard Screet
Member since May 2019
74 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 1:04 pm to
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like spaghetti
Wanna frick?
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
56868 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 1:17 pm to
Roses are Red, violets are blue
and so is that black eye, I just gave you
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 7:13 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133255 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 7:16 pm to
Give me what you want to say and I’ll paint a pretty picture
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133255 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 7:29 pm to
Flowers are pretty,
A lovely bouquet,
But when sat next to you,
They look boring and grey,

Because flowers don’t bloom,
Like the smile on your face,
And unlike all these blossoms,
You can’t be replaced,

Yes as sweet as they are,
They just cannot compare,
And they won’t last as long,
As your beauty so fair
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
21526 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:04 pm to
"I've waited my whole life for a woman like you". Or check out the lyrics of any good love song.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
22556 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:10 pm to
I got your back bro. Here's a few to pick from.



•I fell in love so many years ago
With a beautiful woman who must now know
My passion for her is deep in my heart
For if we were f***ing
I would not stop even if she did fart

•To my special gal who is so nice
Who will give up her shirt & not even think twice
If ever you want me to stop playing video games
& owning n00bs
Just give up that shirt & show me your b00bs

•I've been waiting for this moment, just thinking of you
The scene is set, a romantic night for two
One of us will reach unimaginable ecstasy
And if you play your cards right, you will too

•I'm sorry you don't feel well
It sucks when you're sick :(
Hope you get better soon
So you can suck my ....

This post was edited on 10/1/20 at 8:25 pm
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25151 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:28 pm to
Alarm clock
Alarm clock
Tick tick tick
[jnsert name of the college this lady attended here] girls suck my dick
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
5197 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:42 pm to
Sept 19th I sent my wife flowers for our anniversary. It says the same thing on the card every time I do it.

Happy Anniversary you pretty arse bitch.

Love,

Baw
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54832 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

Nappy Head, nappy head
with eyes like a frog
wash you nasty arse tonight
and I'll frick you like a dog!


Send that one to Destroya
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