re: National peanut butter lover's day

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it's difficult to find one that is not too runny or on the other hand turns to concrete once you have to refrigerate it.

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why u refrigerating ur peanut butter baw?

That Peter Pan Honey Roast Crunchy is a main staple in my house. Spread that on some Granny Smith apples, damn that's some good stuff. I eat that straight out of the jar as a snack. It's so good I gave it up for Lent.

Nobody was when i was a kid.

The MRE stuff was nasty

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I never realized people were so staunch about this until that thread last week.

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Butter knife - peanut butter - bread. Done. A breakfast high in protein that will hold you over for hours. It's almost too good to be true.

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I also only thought that little kids ate crunchy peanut butter

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You are entitled to think that. I was probably 17 before I met any male who preferred creamy to crunchy.

Creamy is for girls, or for gay men.

And I mean in that 1980s version of "gay" like when my older brothers called me gay. Not the modern version, where gay is fine and equal and shite. I mean the bad gay. Like "you are gay". Or "eat this... no it isn't mud, its peanut butter". fricking a-hole older brothers!

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I dont understand the love for crunchy. Its like eating regular peanuts

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That argument is just false. It is quite dissimilar to "eating regular peanuts"

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turns to concrete once you have to refrigerate it.

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you're doing it wrong.

Edward "Skippy" Williamson and Frederick "Jif" Armstrong - two white men - stole George Washington Carver's recipe for peanut butter, copyrighted it, and reaped untold fortunes from it. While Dr. Carver died penniless and insane, still trying to play a phonograph record with a peanut.

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