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Naked Washington man in park was 'just in the woods masturbating, minding my own business'
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:54 am
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:54 am
Everybody needs a little alone time
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A man who told police that he just wanted "alone time" to masturbate in the woods is charged with felony indecent exposure for an incident that escalated to a tussle with a passerby on a Maple Valley nature trail.
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Kenton Shaull, 55, admitted to police he was "jerking off" along the Lake Wilderness Trail about 20 miles southeast of Seattle, but found himself tussling with a man who took offense to his actions and tried to summon police
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The incident occurred about 7 p.m. Sept. 18, when 911 callers reported a naked man fighting someone on the trail near the 23000 block of Southeast Lake Wilderness Drive South.
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When deputies arrived at the scene, they heard "crashing" coming from a ditch and found two men, Shaull, who appeared to have a bloodied mouth, and a 42-year-old man, both covered in mud and dirt
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When a deputy asked Shaull what happened, he allegedly yelled, "He found me with my (expletive) in my hand, jerking off, and kicked my (expletive)."
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He contended that he never had any "alone time" and said that while he walked on the trail, he found a private location and began "jerking off."
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The 42-year-old man told a deputy he and his wife saw Shaull masturbating above the trail and so he hit him and placed him in a choke hold. He reportedly told Shaull to stay put while someone summoned police and asked passing women to call 911.
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He later explained that he saw Shaull facing away from them and asked what he was doing, during which time Shaull put his clothes back on. Shaull allegedly said, "Bro, cut me some slack, I was just in the woods masturbating, minding my own business" and claimed he was "just a guy trying to take care of his needs."
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Deputies arrested Shaull and took him to an emergency room for treatment of his injuries. He declined to pursue charges against the man who attacked him. A deputy searched a drawstring bag he possessed, which contained several pornographic magazines and some sexual paraphernalia
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Shaull has been previously convicted of indecent exposure, making his current alleged offense a felony. He also had a prior indecent exposure charge dismissed after fulfilling court-ordered deferred prosecution requirements
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 7:58 am
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:58 am to DemonKA3268
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but found himself tussling with a man who took offense to his actions and tried to summon police
What a-hole would interrupt a dude while he's fapping? Oh yeah Washington
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:59 am to DemonKA3268
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found himself tussling with a man who took offense to his actions
the other guy wanted in on the action.
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Shaull, who appeared to have a bloodied mouth, and a 42-year-old man, both covered in mud and dirt
prison sex, nothing to see here.
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"He found me with my (expletive) in my hand, jerking off, and kicked my (expletive)."
unwritten rule, you never kick another man's dick.
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never had any "alone time" and said that while he walked on the trail, he found a private location and began "jerking off."
we've all been there.
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saw Shaull masturbating above the trail and so he hit him and placed him in a choke hold
ultimate cock block
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:59 am to DemonKA3268
I think if I saw someone masturbating in public the last thing I’d do is get close enough to hit them. I’ve seen Dave Chapelles standup and I don’t need to have a similar situation go down.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:00 am to MorbidTheClown
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saw Shaull masturbating above the trail and so he hit him and placed him in a choke hold ultimate cock block
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:02 am to DemonKA3268
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He contended that he never had any "alone time" and said that while he walked on the trail, he found a private location and began "jerking off.
This guy has a problem finding a private place in general. Whats this world coming to when a dad/husband, cant lock himself in the bathroom taking a "dump" for 30+ mins at least once a day.
Ohhhhhh and women...blow your man once every few days at least for goodness sake.
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 8:05 am
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:17 am to DemonKA3268
quote:fricking busy bodies man. everyone always making other people's business their own. poor guy...just wanted to rub out some knuckle babies and didn't do anything to anyone. Truly a victimless crime minus the assault charge that should be put on the jackarse.
saw Shaull masturbating above the trail and so he hit him and placed him in a choke hold
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 8:18 am
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:22 am to partywiththelombardi
quote:If there were kids around, sure I could see someone getting upset but if it was away from everyone, leave the dude alone.
fricking busy bodies man. everyone always making other people's business their own. poor guy...just wanted to rub out some knuckle babies and didn't do anything to anyone. Truly a victimless crime minus the assault charge that should be put on the jackarse.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:32 am to DemonKA3268
People are so fricking weird.
Posted on 9/25/18 at 8:43 am to DemonKA3268
Who the frick wants to go anywhere near a stranger jacking off?
If it's such a threat to the public, call the police. You don't go put the guy in a "choke hold."
If it's such a threat to the public, call the police. You don't go put the guy in a "choke hold."
Posted on 9/25/18 at 9:13 am to DemonKA3268
Approach a strange guy in the woods while he’s whacking it. Bold strategy cotton...if he wanted that random dude’s jizz all over him
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