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Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:14 pm
Well, there goes any shot of him getting on the Supreme Court. We all better start watching what we do from now on...
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Palm Coast man is accused of running around naked, swearing and yelling at people to look at his genitals while in a Chick-fil-A parking lot
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Cory Hatzl, 30, was arrested Monday morning after a woman called authorities around 1 a.m. saying Hatzl was chasing her boyfriend and "trying to fight" him.
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The woman received a call from her boyfriend who was riding his bike by a Winn-Dixie on Palm Coast Parkway when Hatzl started chasing him, authorities said. The woman said when she and her boyfriend arrived at the Chick-fil-A, Hatzl tried to fight her boyfriend and then started to take off his clothes.
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Officials said Hatzl kept yelling at the woman's boyfriend, "you're gay for looking at my penis."
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When deputies arrived, Hatzl had dried blood on his nose and would not tell authorities his name. Officials said Hatzl yelled at multiple vehicles driving by to look at his genitals while authorities tried to get him to put shorts on.
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Hatzl is charged with obstruction by not cooperating with authorities. The woman and her boyfriend did not press charges for indecent exposure.
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Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:15 pm to DemonKA3268
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Well, there goes any shot of him getting on the Supreme Court.
Boys will be boys.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:15 pm to DemonKA3268
Never met a dude named cory that was worth a shite
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:15 pm to rowbear1922
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Boys will be boys.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:16 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:this made me lol
Officials said Hatzl kept yelling at the woman's boyfriend, "you're gay for looking at my penis."
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:18 pm to DemonKA3268
Florida gonna Florida 
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:19 pm to PearlJam
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quote:Officials said Hatzl kept yelling at the woman's boyfriend, "you're gay for looking at my penis." this made me lol
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:20 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:21 pm to DemonKA3268
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Officials said Hatzl kept yelling at the woman's boyfriend, "you're gay for looking at my penis."
That's just good ole fashion funny stuff right there.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:25 pm to DemonKA3268
There's a Chic Fil A drive thru open at 1AM?
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:26 pm to Brosef Stalin
the most shocking part about this... it's not Pasco County
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:39 pm to DemonKA3268
As long as he is straight it isn't a big deal at chikfila
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:41 pm to DemonKA3268
mugshot mid haircut?
Posted on 9/24/18 at 2:00 pm to DemonKA3268
You could have just said, “Florida man chases...” and we would have assumed naked.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 2:00 pm to DemonKA3268
wait is he at Supercuts or is that a mugshot?
Posted on 9/24/18 at 2:02 pm to DemonKA3268
K2 alert.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 2:04 pm to Smart Post
This post was edited on 9/24/18 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 9/24/18 at 2:06 pm to Smart Post
Guess he left his dead shark at home.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 2:06 pm to The Tom Arnold
quote:Duly noted.
You could have just said, “Florida man chases...” and we would have assumed naked.
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