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re: My wife (no pics) was talked into a girl’s cruise.

Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:23 pm to
Posted by EXPLAYER
Member since Jul 2017
10791 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:23 pm to
Make sure she tells you have she enjoyed that bbc.
Posted by LSU Delts
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
2623 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:29 pm to
Looks like you have a free "man vacation" on the horizon.

Costa Rica here you come?
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11030 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:31 pm to
Looks like a Livingston Parish Walmart on water
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

Tell her congrats on the one night stand


Cruises are multiple nights.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:40 pm to
I told my fiancee "Im working out with my personal trainer" and "I'm going on a girls trip/cruise" is equivalent to "I want a divorce".

Laying that law down early so there's no surprises.
This post was edited on 7/25/19 at 10:40 pm
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25857 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:58 pm to
quote:

Cruises are multiple nights.
Just means she can have multiple one night stands
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:59 pm to
quote:

quote:
Cruises are multiple nights.
Just means she can have multiple one night stands


Yup
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
9522 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 4:58 am to
Serious question: why would she and the girls choose something like that over a beach rental or mountain weekend in wine country?

$? I can’t imagine that garbage being very expensive. However, it might be short-sighted because the cost of the effects of the BBC will be costly to the marriage.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21661 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 5:11 am to
When she gets back your key isn’t going to fit the lock anymore
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89818 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:39 am to
Op thinks y'all are joking. Women go on girls trips and there is always one.

Last October I was in gulf shores on a bachelor party. We were catching the LSU game after some brewery tours and met some ladies that were LSU fans.

I got them back to our condo and the one I was digging end up telling me her bf was back home in Br. Out of good conscience I didn't do anything with her, just felt bad this dude is back home while his girl has no problem going to a condo with a bunch of dudes on a bachelor trip.

She friended me on Facebook and a bout a month later she is engaged. Yet she was def willing to cheat on this guy.


Did a random night in Biloxi and ran into a group of older women on a girls trip. My buddy ended up fricking one of them. Pretty fine, was living in Atlanta. Well for about a year or so she would stop in Nola or br on her way to other places for business. She'd come just to frick my friend and party while husband was back home working.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17446 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:43 am to
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The toes in the center bottom actually look kinda nice.


Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
16414 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:44 am to
Bro.

I have seen those girl groups on cruises. Ordinary women become pole dancers when they get on a boat for a few days with unlimited liquor.

Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:45 am to
OP I see we are at 11 pages but has anyone mentioned that there is a possibility that your wife may cheat on you while on this cruise?
Posted by tigers4fun
Member since Feb 2019
60 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:48 am to

Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:53 am to
Looks like a big floating 1993 Cortana Mall with a pool and a hot tub. Congrats on the herpes.
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
9522 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:53 am to
You seem so confident that she won’t. Are you man enough to report back when you see the guilt in her eyes (or elsewhere)?
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11788 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 7:51 am to
The saddest part is he truly believes his own BS. He feels justified now because she told him he would never enjoy a trip like that.

Meanwhile she’s bitching to all her friends and talking shite to other men about how her husband is such a prick and can’t even enjoy a trip like this for what it is.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 7:56 am to
quote:

He feels justified now because she told him he would never enjoy a trip like that.


oldest ploy in the book, she tries to downplay the cruise, actually bad mouthing it to make it seem like she doesn't want to go, while she's already been shopping for a new slutty wardrobe for the cruise, probably packed too, so that poor OP basically "talks" her into going to "give it a try, you'll have fun with your friends," oh, she gone have fun alright, already well into it
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11788 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 8:16 am to
Exactly, it doesn’t matter how trashy you think cruises are. They are designed to get people to release their inhibitions, drink and spend money. When you’re on a boat in the middle of the Gulf disconnected from the world weird shite can happen.
Posted by Oneforthemoney
A town near you, la
Member since Dec 2013
2508 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 8:16 am to
She about to get Blacked
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