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My wife has been hit with the coronavirus...
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:35 pm
...hysteria...and so has our pocketbook. 
She just came home with $200 worth of supplies. She calls it food and necessities, but I'm calling it supplies.
We rarely cook dried beans, but we've got 8 packages of dried beans now. A gigantic package of rice. Two large containers of toilet paper. Three gallons of milk.
She didn't buy bread though. I think she missed that memo with the milk purchase.
Any of y'all stocking up?
She just came home with $200 worth of supplies. She calls it food and necessities, but I'm calling it supplies.
We rarely cook dried beans, but we've got 8 packages of dried beans now. A gigantic package of rice. Two large containers of toilet paper. Three gallons of milk.
She didn't buy bread though. I think she missed that memo with the milk purchase.
Any of y'all stocking up?
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 4:36 pm
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:35 pm to StringedInstruments
Your wife doesn’t make sandwiches....loser
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:35 pm to StringedInstruments
Well, cook some rice.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:36 pm to StringedInstruments
If you had hit her with your hand (open palm) in the first place, you wouldn't be dealing with this problem.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:36 pm to StringedInstruments
I had to buy a 50 lb sack of rice at Costco because they were out of golden rice.
12 bucks.
12 bucks.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:37 pm to StringedInstruments
Put the milk in the freezer, unless y’all like milk, that shite will be sour in 2 weeks...
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:37 pm to Hangover Haven
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Put the milk in the freezer, unless y’all like milk, that shite will be sour in 2 weeks...
It's organic. Expiration date is 5/13. They ultra pasteurize that shite.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:37 pm to StringedInstruments
Did she buy enough tampons for the both of you ?
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:38 pm to StringedInstruments
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Two large containers of toilet paper. Three gallons of milk.
WTF with the TP
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:39 pm to StringedInstruments
She seemed fine when I left. Maybe a little out of breath...
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:39 pm to StringedInstruments
Why is being able to wipe your arse everyone's concern with this thing?
I could understand stocking up on non-perishable food items and bottled water but if """the grid""" goes down, wiping your arse is gonna be like #719 on the list of priorities. Just shite in the street like they do in Calcutta.
I could understand stocking up on non-perishable food items and bottled water but if """the grid""" goes down, wiping your arse is gonna be like #719 on the list of priorities. Just shite in the street like they do in Calcutta.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:39 pm to StringedInstruments
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Expiration date is 5/13
I don’t think I ever had milk last 2 months..
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:40 pm to StringedInstruments
Only solution
PIIHB then Divorce
PIIHB then Divorce
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:41 pm to Boring
It’s a control issue.
People need to feel like they have some control right now
People need to feel like they have some control right now
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 4:43 pm
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:41 pm to StringedInstruments
She does realize milk is only good for about 10 to 14 days?
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:42 pm to StringedInstruments
Man y'all really didn't like me criticizing the wife for buying into the doomsday prep.
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:42 pm to StringedInstruments
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Any of y'all stocking up?
Internet works fine. Unlimited porn.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:42 pm to StringedInstruments
Beans and rice are a smart move.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:43 pm to StringedInstruments
Pics? Before and After being contaminated
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:44 pm to Hangover Haven
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Put the milk in the freezer
Lol. Freezers will not be working, along with toilets and public water systems once the Corona hits. Silly.
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