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re: My girl found my ex's pants in my bedroom
Posted on 5/23/14 at 3:57 pm to dualed
Posted on 5/23/14 at 3:57 pm to dualed
Back in Aught Three, I was dating a vivacious 19 year old named Stephanie, nice girl, real bitch slut in the sack, my kinda girl. So she was never faithful during our 4 month fling, and neither was I. It ended one night when she found a Scrunchie in my bed. The talk went something like this:
What the frick is this?
I don't know.
It's a fricking Scrunchie.
Ok. Glad you found it, is it your favorite?
I don't fricking wear scrunchies, and I'm not dating any fig that fricks girls that do.
Lol, Kelly Kapowski was hotter than you and she'd use a Scrunchie in foreplay to please me. I know, I think about as we watch SBTB in syndication. Get the frick out of my house.
What the frick is this?
I don't know.
It's a fricking Scrunchie.
Ok. Glad you found it, is it your favorite?
I don't fricking wear scrunchies, and I'm not dating any fig that fricks girls that do.
Lol, Kelly Kapowski was hotter than you and she'd use a Scrunchie in foreplay to please me. I know, I think about as we watch SBTB in syndication. Get the frick out of my house.
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 4:13 pm to dualed
So basically you are hoping she reads the OT, sees this thread, and will believe your BS story?
Posted on 5/23/14 at 4:21 pm to dualed
quote:Neither am I.
but wasn't buying my story that they are my ex's.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 4:27 pm to Geauxtiga
My ex was a buck sixty so she wasn't small by any means. I broke it off with her pretty abruptly and I don't think she'll miss her pants enough to call me so she can get them. I got out of bed and went in the living room to play some guitar and I hear "these aren't my pants" and I look down the hall and she's wearing them like fricking Jared from Subway. I'm like "oh, those must be my ex's" she's like oh ok well I've gotta go 
. I hugged and kissed her before she left but she didn't look happy
. I hugged and kissed her before she left but she didn't look happy
Posted on 5/23/14 at 4:32 pm to dualed
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I grab them and start putting them on. All of a sudden I realize theyre small as shite and my ex's dress pants
I figure that this is only one of the times you didn't get into your ex' pants.
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