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My Gf’s experience with Shreveport man in Denver Airport Yesterday

Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:59 pm
Posted by Gray12
Great State of Texas
Member since Apr 2018
480 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:59 pm
My girlfriend was in Denver for work all week and had a 5:30 flight to Houston. She has Clear through United Airlines so was able to skip most of the security lines. You baws should all get this. It helps with lines at stadiums, concerts and airports ( LINK)

Anyways she went to a bar and met up with a liberal friend from college who’s kinda cute with some piercings and tattoos.

While at the bar, she saw a baw probably in sales with a New Iberia haircut being all upset, as if his eBay ordered truck nuts were going to be delayed, or his gf was banging some Livingston parish baw with a chin strap. All she could tell was he had that Northern Louisiana accent.

Nonetheless, the liberal friend goes over to the guy and wanted to cheer him up thinking he was somewhat cute. She started off in a sarcastic way and said, “Your language is offensive jk... are you ok? But the guy just went bat shite crazy and ran off...
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 3:00 pm
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132620 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:00 pm to
Booooo
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
67139 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:01 pm to
Well...... at least you tried.



Not really. I can't even give an A for effort.
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 3:03 pm
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
50081 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:02 pm to
worst story ever
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:03 pm to
Man, this started off so great then you just gave up.
Posted by Gray12
Great State of Texas
Member since Apr 2018
480 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:04 pm to
Yeah nothing happened... the guy just ran away. It was weird
Posted by ThePenIsMightier
Member since Jul 2006
9083 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:06 pm to
This sounds like an ad for Clear disguised as a terrible
story.

edit: didn't see the other thread before I commented.
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 3:08 pm
Posted by hottub
Member since Dec 2012
3661 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:07 pm to
I thought admins frowned upon these types of threads?
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30071 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

worst story ever


REALLY????? Have you read any of OweO’s postings!
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
67139 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

I thought admins frowned upon these types of threads?


Everyone should frown on these types of threads out of principle.
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
10215 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

Man, this started off so great then you just gave up.


That's what she said
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

Man, this started off so great


Did it?
Posted by PrimetimeDaBoss
Swag City, USA
Member since Oct 2008
7144 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:15 pm to
Upvote
Posted by LSUBanker
Gonzales, La
Member since Sep 2003
2706 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

My girlfriend was in Denver for work all week and had a 5:30 flight to Houston. She has Clear through United Airlines so was able to skip most of the security lines. You baws should all get this. It helps with lines at stadiums, concerts and airports ( LINK) 

Anyways she went to a bar...


This where you lost me.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:17 pm to
Oweoed


ETA: just saw the other thread. Maybe not an Oweo, but just a poor attempt at a spin off.
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 3:25 pm
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
4671 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:21 pm to
Just curious, did she snatch his phone and throw it 200 yards down the terminal?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:23 pm to
Yes. It started out with a little effort to hide that it was a spin-off. Then he just gave up.
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Livingston parish baw with a chin strap.


You gotta watch dem baws. They love to hang out in Sonic or Walmart parking lots revving the engine of their 15 year old F250 while bitching about baby mamas.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47700 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:35 pm to
Was she going to give him a handie?
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