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My Gf’s experience with Shreveport man in Denver Airport Yesterday
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:59 pm
My girlfriend was in Denver for work all week and had a 5:30 flight to Houston. She has Clear through United Airlines so was able to skip most of the security lines. You baws should all get this. It helps with lines at stadiums, concerts and airports ( LINK)
Anyways she went to a bar and met up with a liberal friend from college who’s kinda cute with some piercings and tattoos.
While at the bar, she saw a baw probably in sales with a New Iberia haircut being all upset, as if his eBay ordered truck nuts were going to be delayed, or his gf was banging some Livingston parish baw with a chin strap. All she could tell was he had that Northern Louisiana accent.
Nonetheless, the liberal friend goes over to the guy and wanted to cheer him up thinking he was somewhat cute. She started off in a sarcastic way and said, “Your language is offensive jk... are you ok? But the guy just went bat shite crazy and ran off...
Anyways she went to a bar and met up with a liberal friend from college who’s kinda cute with some piercings and tattoos.
While at the bar, she saw a baw probably in sales with a New Iberia haircut being all upset, as if his eBay ordered truck nuts were going to be delayed, or his gf was banging some Livingston parish baw with a chin strap. All she could tell was he had that Northern Louisiana accent.
Nonetheless, the liberal friend goes over to the guy and wanted to cheer him up thinking he was somewhat cute. She started off in a sarcastic way and said, “Your language is offensive jk... are you ok? But the guy just went bat shite crazy and ran off...
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:01 pm to Gray12
Well...... at least you tried.
Not really. I can't even give an A for effort.
Not really. I can't even give an A for effort.
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:03 pm to Gray12
Man, this started off so great then you just gave up.
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:04 pm to TH03
Yeah nothing happened... the guy just ran away. It was weird
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:06 pm to Gray12
This sounds like an ad for Clear disguised as a terrible
story.
edit: didn't see the other thread before I commented.
story.
edit: didn't see the other thread before I commented.
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:07 pm to Gray12
I thought admins frowned upon these types of threads?
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:07 pm to mylsuhat
quote:
worst story ever
REALLY????? Have you read any of OweO’s postings!
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:09 pm to hottub
quote:
I thought admins frowned upon these types of threads?
Everyone should frown on these types of threads out of principle.
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:12 pm to TH03
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Man, this started off so great then you just gave up.
That's what she said
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:14 pm to TH03
quote:
Man, this started off so great
Did it?
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:16 pm to Packer
quote:
My girlfriend was in Denver for work all week and had a 5:30 flight to Houston. She has Clear through United Airlines so was able to skip most of the security lines. You baws should all get this. It helps with lines at stadiums, concerts and airports ( LINK)
Anyways she went to a bar...
This where you lost me.
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:17 pm to Gray12
Oweoed
ETA: just saw the other thread. Maybe not an Oweo, but just a poor attempt at a spin off.
ETA: just saw the other thread. Maybe not an Oweo, but just a poor attempt at a spin off.
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:21 pm to Gray12
Just curious, did she snatch his phone and throw it 200 yards down the terminal?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:23 pm to Packer
Yes. It started out with a little effort to hide that it was a spin-off. Then he just gave up.
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:28 pm to Gray12
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Livingston parish baw with a chin strap.
You gotta watch dem baws. They love to hang out in Sonic or Walmart parking lots revving the engine of their 15 year old F250 while bitching about baby mamas.
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:35 pm to Gray12
Was she going to give him a handie?
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