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re: My Daughter (no pics) is having a Halloween Sleepover

Posted on 10/4/19 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 2:32 pm to
You are a gump. You know what to do
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37106 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 2:32 pm to
How old are these kids?

Noises are usually the best. Shadows as well.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 2:33 pm to
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Help me come up with ways to to scare them.


Invite Acreboy over
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4885 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 2:33 pm to
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Just leave them alone. Its their party not yours

Loser
Posted by BengalBen
Midwest
Member since May 2008
2223 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 2:35 pm to
Twitter

Try this game. Ping pong trash can
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 2:49 pm to
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Let them watch The Ring (2002) and go to bed. Then call her phone once the movie is over. Or call the house phone if you live in a cave.



Watch this movie, then in the middle of the night turn all the TVs to a static channel if that exists anymore and crank the volume
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21250 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 2:49 pm to
This whole freaking thread
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 2:49 pm to
Have them watch Basketball Diaries to show them the horror of sucking dick in a public restroom to feed a heroin addiction.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29094 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 2:51 pm to
This thread has me rolling.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 2:54 pm to
How old are they?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 2:56 pm to
Dress up as Zeke the Plumber and stand above their beds in low lighting
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34765 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 2:58 pm to
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Have them overhear you telling your wife someone escaped for the prison down the road.
a classic
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
42622 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 3:05 pm to
Take them to the 13th gate
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 3:06 pm to
Give them a Ouija board and see where they go with it.

Integrate it into a prank.

Chainsaw with no chain and a mask on always good.

Fog machine and some lights with some alien props on the window.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16504 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 3:15 pm to
When my boys have sleepovers, I like to heat a hotdog up to around 98 degrees, hang them out of my zipper, then wake the boys up by rubbing the hotdog on their lips. It gets them every time.
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 3:18 pm to
There are entire porn series based on this scenario—or so I’m told. Do your research
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 3:18 pm to
Goddamn that's dark.

That's like "friend's dad offers a kid 100 bucks to give up the arse then years later finds out from the other kids they were offered 200 bucks" dark.
Posted by Pechon
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 3:21 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 3:21 pm to
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When my boys have sleepovers, I like to heat a hotdog up to around 98 degrees, hang them out of my zipper, then wake the boys up by rubbing the hotdog on their lips. It gets them every time.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37636 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 3:22 pm to
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Help me come up with ways to to scare them.


Sit around the house in your boxer shorts drinking a beer and ogle them
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