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re: My coffee versus your coffee

Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:31 am to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:31 am to

I read all of that in the voice of Jordan Schlansky.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22552 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:32 am to
The amount of serious replies in this thread is hilarious.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138114 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:32 am to
quote:

coffee is cold


Weather is getting warmer

It is almost cold brew season

OP obviously has a dedicated CB system as well
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61438 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:32 am to
What’s the proper footwear when drinking your coffee?
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61438 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:33 am to
quote:

I read all of that in the voice of Jordan Schlansky.

Posted by Zanzibaw
BR
Member since Jun 2016
2954 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:33 am to
quote:

You don’t know much about it it seems. Be honest, you drank a nice cup of coffee at a hotel and now you feel important. It’s ok, I’ve been there. Hotel coffee is good


He just went to the new Racetrack gas station in his area with the auto grinder machines and thinks he had a French press.
Posted by goldshellback
Up da bayou a ways...
Member since Mar 2015
292 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:33 am to
You have a front-end lift on your Ford Ranger, don't 'cha...?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71813 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:34 am to
quote:

This is why I love you baws. Consuming something that tastes better but may be slightly more expensive and/or that may take slightly more time is somehow perceived as trying to be "edgy"


Wrong. Consuming whatever coffee you like is perfectly fine. Trying to impress people or having some sense of your coffee making you somehow superior to anyone makes you a chode.

quote:

I bet you hate fancy book learning too.


If you ever joined in the discussion in one of our history threads you’d know how wrong you are.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62150 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:35 am to
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Wrong. Consuming whatever coffee you like is perfectly fine. Trying to impress people or having some sense of your coffee making you somehow superior to anyone makes you a chode.


Which is why I also said that the OP was cringe.

quote:

If you ever joined in the discussion in one of our history threads you’d know how wrong you are.



k.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76169 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:36 am to
quote:

sustainable coffee grinder I can take with me anywhere.


Splash? Oz?
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24620 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:37 am to
That style coffee is delicious but you’re a fricking tool shed.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138114 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:37 am to
quote:

What’s the proper footwear when drinking your coffee?

uggz
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8874 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:39 am to
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I couldn’t tell you the exact grams or temp off the top of my head. I have a system worked out with my equipment. I know which line I fill to in my grinder and my kettle tells me when it reaches optimal brewing temp.


Busted
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76169 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:40 am to
I bet Mo J and Jon Get together and do a little grinding for each other...
This post was edited on 5/1/20 at 7:41 am
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29526 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:41 am to
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I read all of that in the voice of Jordan Schlansky.


I love his bits! I will pull up his clips on YouTube from time to time.
Posted by BatonRougeBuckeye
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2013
1871 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:41 am to
quote:

Basic baw: Buys canned ground coffee from big box store or pods for keurig after they were sitting on the shelf for 3 months. “Sometimes I spring for Folgers Premium Roast! Derrr”

Me: Buys whole bean coffee from local micro roaster that was just roasted in the last few days.

Basic baw: Brews with plastic drip coffee maker from china. “It makes coffee doesn’t it?”

Me: Brews with pour over method using glass chemex, or makes a latte with freshly foamed milk.

Basic baw: Buys second cup of coffee from gas station. “It’s only 98 cents!”

Me: Never buys coffee from gas station or chain.



Basic Baw : Pours Coffee from yesterday down the drain when making fresh pot

You : Saves yesterdays coffee for impending coffee enema while listening to the best of Yanni
Posted by Camnola
God’s Country
Member since Sep 2012
232 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:42 am to
Be a man, pussy
Posted by FunkyFreshFranklin
ECA
Member since May 2008
260 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:42 am to
Me: Heterosexual

Jon Ham: Homosexual
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30217 posts
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Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
113792 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:43 am to
Not sure if low T or just a fgt
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