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re: More trashy: Ranch vs. 1000 Island

Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:04 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53052 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:04 pm to
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I call it fat sauce

I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the n**** gonna do? He's Samoan.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138151 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:05 pm to
Who has a 1000 island fountain?

Nobody

Ranch FTW
This post was edited on 4/19/19 at 2:27 pm
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:08 pm to
Ranch is a fat frick condiment for sure. If you to just add a bunch of empty calories to your meals then dip everything in ranch.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37499 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:08 pm to
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101256 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

More trashy: Ranch vs. 1000 Island


Anything they needs to be mixed with mayo.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:19 pm to
I'm starting to turn on ranch dressing. I can't seem to find one that is decent in a bottle.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:21 pm to
Wishbone is pretty decent. It isn't thick and doesn't have that twangy taste.
Posted by lammo
RIP LAMMO
Member since Aug 2005
9358 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:25 pm to
I used to wait tables.

Consumers of "thod nolland" were the trashiest.

I like it on a salad or Rueben sandwich, though. Simple receipe: mayo, ketchup, sweet pickle relish.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37045 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:25 pm to
1000 island is trashier but damn it’s good
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104268 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:26 pm to
Ranch is nasty
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72732 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

Eli Gold
Prefers 1,000,000 Island

Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
24845 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:31 pm to
Ranch is so good and fattening. Love it on about everything
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:39 pm to
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I call it fat sauce.


I've heard it called white people salsa once.

Ugh, shite is disgusting. Yeah, let's make a disgusting liquid out of the worst condiment ever: mayonnaise. Even better, let's drench food in it so we don't taste the food because our palette never got past the third grade.

People who smother their food in that shite are the same people who order steak well done and freak out if the food is touching on their plate.

Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7291 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:40 pm to
This board has an unhealthy obsession with the word "trashy". Also, to imply that a fellow man or woman is trashy based on what dressing they like on their salad is trashy.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
10458 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:42 pm to
Thousand Island is goat
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53052 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

People who smother their food in that shite are the same people who order steak well done and freak out if the food is touching on their plate. 

I love ranch, mayo and medium rare steak. You shouldn't be able to order a shrimp poboy without mayo. Just get a PB&J
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149415 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:44 pm to
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People who smother their food in that shite are the same people who order steak well done
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
34786 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:46 pm to
Questions are trashy.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37499 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

You shouldn't be able to order a shrimp poboy without mayo.
Mayo definitely has its place. What grosses me out is Miracle Whip claiming to be a salad dressing.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

let's drench food in it so we don't taste the food because our palette never got past the third grade.


So you don't use any seasonings when you cook?
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