re: Monthly vasectomy thread

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the follow up appointment

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"appointment"

the worst part of all of it was bringing in that brown bag with your cum sample in it afterwards... super awkward just to hand that over to some chick who OBVIOUSLY knows what you had to do to get that sample in that cup... just weird, all the way around...

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WTF does this even mean?

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It’s what two different doctors told me. It’s not unique to me, but I’m one of them guys with larger tubes and they’re tucked up right where they’re supposed to be. He told me he’d have to yank 20 times harder than he did in the consult to get to them to cut them and it would be painful. I got a second opinion and he told me the same thing. They both said they’d recommend me choosing fully to go under over a local anesthesia or numbing.

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Yeah they do not yank on your nuts during the consultation, for that matter they don't even check your nuts.

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Yes. They do. It’s part of the examination.

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which I think you're trying to suggest you're just well endowed and have no idea what you're talking about.

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A vasectomy has nothing to do with endowment. I’m talking specifically about the sperm tubes.

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Sperm count <> testosterone, good try

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Psychologically your brain knows you’re no longer capable of your most basic and strongest biological function. That’s just a fact. That little excitement you get that your genes may get passed on would be gone completely

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Use multiple, you shouldn't procreate

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Using multiple condoms at once increases your chance of breakage so that’s terrible advice and I already have 3 kids so you’re too late

Just did it a couple weeks ago:

The part where they have to dig around your ball sack to find the tube is the most
painful part of the experience. It will cause you to stiffen up, once they find the tube they numb it and that feels like a bee sting. Once your numbed, you can’t feel anything. They make the incision, pull the tube out and snip it in two spots, then cauterize it and stitch it back up. You think you’re done and then you realize he has to do the exact same thing on the other side. Be ready for this bc it hurts worse than the first time.

Sucks for me though because all I had was ibuprofen 30 mins before the procedure and didn’t get any pain meds for after. He also burnt my sack a little when he was cauterizing (be prepared to smell it as well).

Overall, recovery wasn’t bad. Make sure to rest with ice and listen to everyone who says take it easy. You will find yourself sitting on your balls or them getting stuck when you’re walking, maybe you just notice more idk.

Lmao, another “man” getting snipped.

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Vasectomies are one of the most disgusting and degenerate things a man can do. Congratulations on giving up your manhood. Literal cuck behavior.

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We know you don't have to worry about impregnating anyone from your parents' basement, but some of us appreciate the option.

Discomfort for a weekend, then you are good to go! I got mine while still in my 20's- had 2 girls, didn't want anymore kids. After the worry being gone, it was back to business 2-3 times a day!

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Never do this. Just pull out each time. That way, your wife always knows you have the possibility to leave and start a new family with other women (not that you would, necessarily). Maintain some control over your relationship. Otherwise, she's got you by the balls, literally

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Or maybe he just doesn't want to deal with the potential life changing consequences that come with not pulling out each time?

If you think the threat of leaving to start a new family would impact an intelligent woman...brother, your thought process is out of whack. One, she'd take him to the cleaners for leaving...two, the however many remaining years of child support he would have to pay, in addition, being financially responsible for another family.

You people need to think this through...

I jerked off 8 hours after having it done. I’ve had shoes that hurt worse than that.