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MI couple gets engaged in Wal-Mart. Proceeds to shoplift sex toys & jewelry
Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:50 am
Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:50 am
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BAY CITY, MI — Shortly after a Bay City man proposed to his girlfriend at Wal-Mart, the pair shoplifted jewelry and sex toys, police say, leading the newly engaged couple to spend their New Year's Eve in jail.
About 6:14 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 30, Bay County sheriff's deputies responded to the Spencer's Gifts store inside the Bay City Mall, at 4101 E. Wilder Road in Bangor Township, for a shoplifting complaint involving a man and a woman. Both suspects fled the area prior to deputies' arrival, but deputies found the woman walking between Bob Evans and Taco Bell, followed by a Spencer's employee, court records show.
Deputies searched the 20-year-old woman and found a pair of gold earrings and a silver necklace with a star pendant, court records show.
The woman told deputies she and her 25-year-old fiancé, William J. Cornelius Jr., visited the mall to shop and maybe see a movie, adding she had no part in what happened at Spencer's, court records show.
She denied stealing anything from the novelty store, and said she was not going to snitch on Cornelius, court records show.
Deputies later located Cornelius sleeping in the mall's food court, apparently having fallen asleep at a table while tying his shoes, court records show. They awoke Cornelius and searched him, finding on him a watch, an edible thong, a sex toy, panties and sex candy from Spencer's valued at a total of $80.93, court records show.
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Cornelius told deputies he stole the items for his fiancée, having just proposed to her at Wal-Mart, court records show. Deputies went to Wal-Mart, at 3921 Wilder Road, where staff told them Cornelius had asked a customer service worker to read a proposal note over the public address system, asking his girlfriend to marry him, court records show. Staff provided deputies with surveillance camera footage showing the event, with Cornelius and his new fiancée hugging and kissing as people stand around them and applaud, court records show.
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Deputies confirmed Cornelius had purchased an engagement ring at Wal-Mart for $29.62, court records show. Surveillance footage also captured the woman putting items in her purse, police said.
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Cornelius was on probation at the time of the thefts, having been sentenced by a Bay County judge in November 2014 to three years of it on a conviction of ethnic intimidation. In August 2014, Cornelius and cousin Joshua M. Christe were drinking on the porch of their Bay City home when they attacked three black men who were walking by, court records show.
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This post was edited on 1/8/16 at 9:53 am
Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:51 am to JBeam
Has he been gnawing on batteries?
Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:52 am to JBeam
A conviction of ethnic intimidation? What's that? 
Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:53 am to JBeam
Wait Walmart sells sex toys? Is it in the meat department?
Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:53 am to JBeam
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conviction of ethnic intimidation
Well that really puts a damper on my social interactions...
Posted on 1/8/16 at 9:54 am to idlewatcher
I forgot to add this gem (I hope her real name is Crystal).
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At the Bay County Jail, deputies again interviewed the couple. The woman told them the necklace and earrings they found on her were stolen, but she denied being the thief, adding again she would not snitch on Cornelius, but changed her mind to say Cornelius was the culprit, court records show.
Cornelius told deputies he took the jewelry and the items from Spencer's, as he was feeling brash as he had been given Tramadol, a narcotic-like pain reliever, in a recent hospital visit, court records show.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:06 am to JBeam
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Cornelius had asked a customer service worker to read a proposal note over the public address system, asking his girlfriend to marry him,
Who says romance is dead?
Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:07 am to JBeam
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MI couple gets engaged in Wal-Mart.

Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:07 am to JBeam
I was about to say, I didn't know Wally World sold sex toys
Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:11 am to JBeam
No one else here uses Great Value brand edible underwear?
Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:12 am to JBeam
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Cornelius and searched him, finding on him a watch, an edible thong, a sex toy, panties and sex candy from Spencer's valued at a total of $80.93, court records show.
Now it makes sense.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:12 am to JBeam
I would have snaked the titty golf tees but that's just me.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:13 am to Phil A Sheo
That $29 ring must have been pretty special.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:14 am to dbeck
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No one else here uses Great Value brand edible underwear?
#1 cause of diabetes among meth addicted strippers.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:16 am to JBeam
that's some romantic lil' dindus
Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:18 am to Phil A Sheo
I got my hopes up that I could buy my sex toys in bulk at Sams club 
Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:22 am to JBeam
When you look at idiots like this, how can you deny Idiocracy?
Posted on 1/8/16 at 10:24 am to JBeam
Wait, Wal-Mart has sex toys now? WTF
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