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re: Messed up things we did in College

Posted on 6/27/18 at 8:03 am to
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 8:03 am to
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Me, another guy in my frat and one of our pledges snuck this dick ROTC guy’s horse into the Dean’s office one night. We convinced the pledge to shoot the horse to get back at the ROTC guy for treating him like shite. Gun had blanks but when the kid fired it, the horse dropped dead. Assume it was a heart attack.

Maintenence had to cut the horse in half to get it out of the office the next day.


We had a great idea to get some dates after reading in the paper that a girl at a local girls college died in a kiln explosion. Too bad she died Fawn Leibowitz was so hot!
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 8:10 am to
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1992...power dorm


I was there. End of the southern most hall. It was fricking crazy.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18295 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 8:50 am to
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Maintenence had to cut the horse in half to get it out of the office the next day.


This story is awful if true.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87713 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 8:56 am to
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This story is awful if true.

seriously dude?
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15750 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:06 am to
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We had a great idea to get some dates after reading in the paper that a girl at a local girls college died in a kiln explosion. Too bad she died Fawn Leibowitz was so hot!


That's nothing. You should of seen our toga party while we were on double secret probation.

That party led to us having the lowest gpa on campus. At least I was at the top of the pledge class (1.2 GPA )

ETA: Stupid dean tried to kick us off campus so one of our guys fricked his wife.
This post was edited on 6/27/18 at 9:08 am
Posted by LSUinMA
Commerce, Texas
Member since Nov 2008
4874 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:26 am to
Visited friends in Shreveport for the weekend. Asked one of them who did a karaoke show to arrange some company for us, just if you know any nice looking ladies, invite them to the show and we’ll meet them there.

So we show up to this place and my friend has arranged for us to meet these two women and I use the word “women” advisedly. Hammerhead shark would be a more accurate description of what these two bitches looked like.

They suggest going to another place and my friend and I play along. They get in their car, we get in mine. We’re behind them at the light. The light changes and they make the required left turn. I floor it and keep going straight. I can still see their shocked faces as we went roaring by them.

We were staying with the guy who had arranged the introduction in the first place and they knew where he lived, so we raced over there and got our luggage and shite and left town immediately in case they showed up. Long arse drive back to Baton Rouge late at night but still seems like the right move.
Posted by randomdude929
Member since Jan 2018
9 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 11:12 am to
Wipe you arse with a dollar bill and put it on the sidewalk and watch people pick it up, smell their hand, and throw it back on the sidewalk. One time a priest walked by and picked it up. Felt really bad.

Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
70460 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 2:44 pm to
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Friend's initials BJ?


Yes
This post was edited on 6/27/18 at 2:45 pm
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
24936 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 2:58 pm to
in 2013 me and two of my buddies drove from BR up to Omaha for the world series. well one flew, the other rode with me. anyhow, the whole trip was great. But we got pretty drunk before the game we got eliminated and were so pissed that we went across the street to the hotel, packed our shite up, and left. right around 6 PM I guess. Drove all the way to my moms house in Fort Worth and didn't get there until around 4 or 5 in the morning.


We thought it was a great idea right up until the sun went down somewhere in the middle of Kansas
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7104 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 11:01 am to
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Phoenix X condos. You had to be in the parking garage to lob water balloons at FloraBama.


Other side. Perdido Key condos. Guess I should also specify that we were “lobbing” the water balloons with one of these


Actually pretty brutal when you landed a direct hit on someone.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15750 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 11:09 am to
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Actually pretty brutal when you landed a direct hit on someone.


You should of filled them with beer. Although it's a party foul, it would be even more hilarious.
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7104 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 12:53 pm to
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You should of filled them with beer. Although it's a party foul, it would be even more hilarious.


I was a poor college student at the time. No way I was gonna waste beer. I like where your heads at though.
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
10822 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 1:28 pm to
David Pollack hangs out in Coates Hall Bathroom.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
22717 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 1:32 pm to
I saw billiard balls launched from one of these on Ft. Walton Beach in the 80s. From the Blue Horizon beach at the adjacent properties.

Posted by Goats and Joes
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
363 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:27 pm to
Poop dollar was a Sunday afternoon staple at the house. Used to make the newboys actually shite in the dollar
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 3:46 pm to
We would just get dog shite.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
47560 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:28 pm to
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I saw billiard balls launched from one of these on Ft. Walton Beach in the 80s.


Holy shite
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15750 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:29 pm to
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We would just get dog shite.


Did you use your poop knife?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87713 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:33 pm to
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Wipe you arse with a dollar bill

lots of you baws seem to have been fascinated with feces while you were in college, what the Holy frick, over?
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