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Eurocat
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Memories of past UK Monarch funerals, this is how I want to go out -

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The corpse of William the Conqueror, who died in 1087, was apparently so badly decayed that his bloated abdomen exploded when priests tried to stuff his body into “a stone coffin that proved too small for his bulk,” Pearson said. “Mourners supposedly ran for the door to escape the putrid stench.” William’s “swollen bowels burst, and an intolerable stench assailed the nostrils of the by-standers and the whole crowd,” according to Orderic Vitalis, a Benedictine monk who chronicled Anglo-Norman England.


DiamondDog
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All that liberalism rots you from the inside until it kills you, seeps out and chokes the nostrils of innocent bystanders.


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SEClint
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his bloated abdomen exploded when priests tried to stuff his body into “a stone coffin that proved too small for his bulk,” Pearson said. “Mourners supposedly ran for the door to escape the putrid stench.” William’s “swollen bowels burst, and an intolerable stench assailed the nostrils of the by-standers and the whole crowd,”




wartiger2004
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Spewing shite like you did when you were alive?


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LSUaFOOL
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SEClint


Sat up with the dead before?


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SlapahoeTribe
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Put me on a Viking ship with a blonde virgin, shove it off and set it ablaze … 13th Warrior style.





ScottFowler
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'Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, sh*t gold.'


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