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Meet Roger. the Swolejacked Kangaroo
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:16 am
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:16 am
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Meet Roger. He's a 9-year-old red kangaroo that lives at the Kangaroo Sanctuary at Alice Springs in Australia's Northern Territory.
The ripped 'roo measures more than 6 1/2 feet from head to tail and weighs almost 200 pounds. Chris "Brolga" Barnes, the sanctuary manager, told the Daily Mail that Roger's got a knack for crushing metal buckets and seems to enjoy sparring with other males.
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While Roger's arms look remarkably swole, it's his legs that pose a real threat to anyone dumb enough to tangle with him. Barnes, who goes by "Brolga" (an Aboriginal word meaning "Crane"), said that a well-placed kick from a red kangaroo can be lethal.
"Don't mess with a 'Big Red.' They'll disembowel you ... or worse," he told the Daily Mail.
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Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:17 am to Green Chili Tiger
He needs to work on his pecs
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:17 am to Green Chili Tiger
Does he keep his gallon of water in his pouch?
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:19 am to stout
He could use some forearm work too.
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:19 am to Green Chili Tiger
He's so vascular.
I've got veins, that carry blood all over my bohhdy. :johnmayervoice:
I've got veins, that carry blood all over my bohhdy. :johnmayervoice:
This post was edited on 6/5/15 at 11:24 am
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:22 am to Green Chili Tiger
also skips leg day
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:23 am to The Egg
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also skips leg day
Negative.
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While Roger's arms look remarkably swole, it's his legs that pose a real threat to anyone dumb enough to tangle with him.
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:23 am to Green Chili Tiger
well then
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:25 am to Green Chili Tiger
Wonder if he does his bicep curls in the Smythe machine..
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:26 am to Green Chili Tiger
He needs a pair of white oakley's. Pretty sunny in the outback I would imagine.
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:27 am to The Egg
He's still working on bulking up.
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Tahnee Barns, who works at the sanctuary, assured Mashable Australia that Roger's size was completely normal for an alpha red male kangaroo.
"He's still growing so he'll get bigger," she said. "The bigger they are, the more likely they are to win the females."
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:30 am to Green Chili Tiger
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"The bigger they are, the more likely they are to win the females."
Which OTer is claiming this for their sig?
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:32 am to Green Chili Tiger
He skips forearm day
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:33 am to Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:37 am to Green Chili Tiger
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:37 am to Green Chili Tiger
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This post was edited on 6/5/15 at 11:38 am
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:40 am to Green Chili Tiger
that's Ronson from tha REC
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:43 am to meauxjeaux2
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that's Ronson from tha REC
no sunglasses....
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