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re: Martha Stewart SI Swimsuit Edition - NSFW

Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19266 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:31 pm to
She makes good sandwiches.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22079 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:38 pm to
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All jokes aside, that’s pretty incredible for 81.


Yes, but still why? I mean we all know why... wokeness and inclusiveness have all but destroyed this country, but still. At least we have the memories of before all this crap came into the main stream.



This post was edited on 5/15/23 at 1:43 pm
Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11427 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:44 pm to
No thanks, you can tell by looking at her knees that she’ll be a whale by the time she is 92
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56317 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 2:23 pm to
Big ugly feet, like most shitty women I've encountered.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56317 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 2:24 pm to
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I'm sure it's touched up
Ya think?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 2:26 pm to
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you can tell by looking at her knees that she’ll be a whale by the time she is 92



yep, after 90 I'm not even giving her a second look
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110820 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 2:40 pm to
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She may be the only descent cougar left in the world that you can score baw.




They always say in the NBA that the toughest person to coach is the aging NBA superstar, because they are the last person to know that they aren't good any more.

I feel the same way about the old guy who is still out there thinking he can get any girl he wants. They don't realize they're past their prime.

I say that as a middle age dude past his prime that definitely realizes I ain't got it like I did in my 20s. ...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 2:41 pm to
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a middle age dude past his prime that definitely realizes I ain't got it like I did in my 20s. ...



need to get out of the country more often baw
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110820 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 2:44 pm to
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need to get out of the country more often baw

I do a decent amount I'd say, but I guess it's tough to run game when the wife and 2 kids are there with me.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 2:45 pm to
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it's tough to run game when the wife and 2 kids are there with me.



it can definitely cramp your style
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
2127 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 2:46 pm to
She's no Helen Mirren.
Posted by LeroyBrown
South Side Of Chicago
Member since Jul 2017
560 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 2:48 pm to
I'd nut one in here eye
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
24977 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 2:50 pm to
I mean, damn. At 81, she looks great, IMO.

Granted, she claims she’s had no work done which I don’t think anyone believes, but she hasn’t gone overboard with it. She still looks like a human.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 2:55 pm to
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I mean, damn. At 81, she looks great, IMO.



this place has absolutely gone to the shitter
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
4060 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 2:57 pm to
No thanks, Snoop hit that. Aint no telling what kinda STD's she got now
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24260 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 2:57 pm to
Good for her, but let's not kid ourselves, there is a lot of bondo, primer and paint on that old body.
Posted by SwampyWaters
Member since Apr 2023
1322 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 3:14 pm to
That's gross! Is SI that desperate that they have to put an old, washed up, felon grandma in its magazine?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 3:14 pm to
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Is SI that desperate that they have to put an old, washed up, felon grandma in its magazine?



apparently
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14181 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 3:26 pm to
Approved by Snoop dog.
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13479 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 3:33 pm to
I would smash and then have her prepare me some quiche and parfait afterwards.
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