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re: Marry the arse, buy the tits.

Posted on 9/23/15 at 6:57 am to
Posted by CoachDon
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Posted on 9/23/15 at 6:57 am to
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Posted by PatrickChewing
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Posted on 9/23/15 at 7:20 am to
Posted by musick
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Posted on 9/23/15 at 7:23 am to
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This post was edited on 9/24/15 at 8:13 pm
Posted by brmach
Member since Aug 2012
807 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:03 am to
If you buy tits for your wife, they won't be yours for long.
Posted by mommas boy
Member since Sep 2012
2234 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:04 am to
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marry the arse, buy the tits

logic that I used..
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46010 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:05 am to
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I'm personally an arse over tits guy...but I always hear that phrase. What's the OT's take on this?


I'm arse man, but an arse will fade. So F**k the arse, buy the tits, and marry for money.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46010 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:08 am to
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You can fix the tits. Good luck with a flat arse.


It just takes $$$.

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Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
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Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:13 am to
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What fun is the arse if she never lets you take the dirt road home? Then again, I just got out of a relationship with a girl who had very, VERY large boobies.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46010 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:17 am to
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I'll be at both bitch you already know that.

Staying in some Dorms at Ole Miss


Ole Miss girls love cocaine and penis just so you know. I wish I was able to go to that game this year. After living in Jackson for 2 years I know so many sluts from OM now and my cousin just bought a suite at VHS (Louisiana boy that sold out and is now an OM fan because of pussy ).


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Frat House at Bama


You might want to have a backup plan. We got kicked out of the frat house we were staying at after 9-6. Luckily we found one of out pledges that was sober enough to drive and we made him drive us back to BR.
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:20 am to
I was almost a sell out as well. Nearly decided to goto Ole Miss in the spring
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:23 am to
well I'm hoping that I won't get the boot...I have a few places to stay in Tuscaloosa if worst comes to worst though you told me what fraternity you were in before but I can't remember
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18345 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:26 am to
I marry for money
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
46612 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:28 am to
Technically you are paying for both anyway.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:06 am to
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