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Posted on 3/21/17 at 10:03 am to blueridgeTiger
my grandpas favorite..
Little bouy orders an ice cream cone with nuts. Lady asks, "would you like your nuts crushed?"
Lil boy says, "How'd you like a bashed in titty?"
Little bouy orders an ice cream cone with nuts. Lady asks, "would you like your nuts crushed?"
Lil boy says, "How'd you like a bashed in titty?"
Posted on 3/21/17 at 10:40 am to thedogman
one of mine: how many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Orange.
another: "Ok, Lord, then what about the time where there was a line in the sand, with a row of footprints on one side and a row of round holes on the other?"
That was a pirate pushing a wheel barrow.
my dad's favorite. Ancient Greek goes into a tailor to get his pants fixed. Tailor says "Euripides?" Greek says "yes, Euminedes?"
another: "Ok, Lord, then what about the time where there was a line in the sand, with a row of footprints on one side and a row of round holes on the other?"
That was a pirate pushing a wheel barrow.
my dad's favorite. Ancient Greek goes into a tailor to get his pants fixed. Tailor says "Euripides?" Greek says "yes, Euminedes?"
Posted on 3/21/17 at 10:44 am to Jon Ham
quote:
I was walking with my fiancée yesterday past a Saab car parked on the side of the road. I pointed at it and said "I have a story about that car. It's a real sob story."
She laughed.
We then approached a Chevy Trailblazer. I pointed at it and said, "that car was one of the first of its kind, a true trail blazer." She sorta laughed and told me to stop it.
We then approached a Dodge Ram. I pointed at it as said, "this car has an onboard computer, has a ton of RAM." She was legitimately upset and demanded I stop.
Jon, you're such a ham.
Posted on 3/21/17 at 10:48 am to Big Balls
What's the definition of a good dad joke?
The punchline is apparent.
The punchline is apparent.
Posted on 3/21/17 at 10:51 am to thedogman
My dad asked me if I heard about the new movie called "Constipation?"
I said "no"
He said "It never came out"
I said "no"
He said "It never came out"
Posted on 3/21/17 at 11:06 am to kook
When finding out how much a bill was, my grandpa would say, "That's like a sore peter, you can't beat that!"
Posted on 3/21/17 at 11:23 am to moshlux
Have you seen the new movie "Pirates"?
It's rated Arrrrgghh
It's rated Arrrrgghh
Posted on 3/21/17 at 11:34 am to Nado Jenkins83
Posted on 3/21/17 at 12:05 pm to thedogman
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
They're making headlines!
Posted on 3/21/17 at 12:36 pm to Nado Jenkins83
I laughed a little too hard
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