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March is the time to celebrate Dad Jokes
Posted on 3/20/17 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 3/20/17 at 4:51 pm
It's March Dadness
Posted on 3/20/17 at 4:52 pm to thedogman
Uh, you gonna tell a joke ?
Posted on 3/20/17 at 4:52 pm to thedogman
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
You fix on with a tweetment and the other with and oinkment
You fix on with a tweetment and the other with and oinkment
Posted on 3/20/17 at 4:57 pm to thedogman
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I fricked your dad last night
Violets are Blue
I fricked your dad last night
Posted on 3/20/17 at 4:58 pm to thedogman
How do you make a kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 5:14 pm to Ellssu
quote:
trying to hard
to
Not trying hard enough
Posted on 3/20/17 at 5:15 pm to thedogman
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Its ok he woke up.
Its ok he woke up.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 5:28 pm to thedogman
I told my friend I liked Beyonce.
He said: Whatever floats your boat.
I said: No, that's buoyancy.
He said: Whatever floats your boat.
I said: No, that's buoyancy.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 5:37 pm to thedogman
You know how many dead people are in that cemetery?
All of them.
I kid you not, that is one my dad said multiple times
All of them.
I kid you not, that is one my dad said multiple times
Posted on 3/20/17 at 5:56 pm to vilma4prez
What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 5:57 pm to thedogman
A man walks into a bar... stays there my entire childhood
Posted on 3/20/17 at 6:01 pm to vilma4prez
quote:As we would be driving past a cemetery he'd always ask:
You know how many dead people are in that cemetery?
All of them.
I kid you not, that is one my dad said multiple times
"You know why they have to have a fence around the graveyard?"
"Because people are just dying to get in."
Eventually he got in.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 6:06 pm to soccerfüt
Why can't a pony yell
Because he's a little horse
Because he's a little horse
Posted on 3/20/17 at 6:11 pm to thedogman
This is fricking stupid.
Anyone know the most confusing day in the hood?
Anyone know the most confusing day in the hood?
Posted on 3/20/17 at 6:12 pm to vilma4prez
Dad, deceased now 30 years, was not a jokester per se but he was always telling me "a man always has a choice to make every day. Just make sure you choose the right one". If I had a nickel............
Posted on 3/20/17 at 6:15 pm to thedogman
You know how much it cost to get into Bucaneer state park (on I10 near La/Ms border)?
2 dollars. A buck an ear
2 dollars. A buck an ear
Posted on 3/20/17 at 6:16 pm to Keltic Tiger
My dad once told me.... "Son! Its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean. Don't ever let your penis size stop you from trying to get a piece!".
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