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March is the time to celebrate Dad Jokes

Posted on 3/20/17 at 4:51 pm
Posted by thedogman
Member since Dec 2008
2244 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 4:51 pm
It's March Dadness
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68318 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 4:52 pm to
Uh, you gonna tell a joke ?
Posted by Ellssu
Spying North of the Border
Member since Dec 2006
2478 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 4:52 pm to
trying to hard
Posted by RJL2
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1933 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 4:52 pm to
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

You fix on with a tweetment and the other with and oinkment
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 4:57 pm to
Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I fricked your dad last night
Posted by Lion Monticello
Member since Dec 2009
1007 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 4:58 pm to
How do you make a kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Posted by LSUinMA
Commerce, Texas
Member since Nov 2008
4777 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 5:14 pm to
quote:


trying to hard




to

Not trying hard enough
Posted by SwampKitty
Brusly, LA
Member since Sep 2015
1143 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 5:15 pm to
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?



















Its ok he woke up.
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14421 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 5:28 pm to
I told my friend I liked Beyonce.

He said: Whatever floats your boat.

I said: No, that's buoyancy.



Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6432 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 5:37 pm to
You know how many dead people are in that cemetery?

All of them.


I kid you not, that is one my dad said multiple times
Posted by Ray Penpillage
Western Slope
Member since Nov 2010
9409 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 5:56 pm to
What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14815 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 5:57 pm to
A man walks into a bar... stays there my entire childhood
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65747 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

You know how many dead people are in that cemetery?
All of them.
I kid you not, that is one my dad said multiple times
As we would be driving past a cemetery he'd always ask:

"You know why they have to have a fence around the graveyard?"
"Because people are just dying to get in."

Eventually he got in.
Posted by thedogman
Member since Dec 2008
2244 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 6:06 pm to
Why can't a pony yell

Because he's a little horse
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6432 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 6:07 pm to
*pours a little out
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65747 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113972 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 6:11 pm to
This is fricking stupid.


Anyone know the most confusing day in the hood?
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
19305 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 6:12 pm to
Dad, deceased now 30 years, was not a jokester per se but he was always telling me "a man always has a choice to make every day. Just make sure you choose the right one". If I had a nickel............
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68318 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 6:15 pm to
You know how much it cost to get into Bucaneer state park (on I10 near La/Ms border)?




2 dollars. A buck an ear
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113972 posts
Posted on 3/20/17 at 6:16 pm to
My dad once told me.... "Son! Its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean. Don't ever let your penis size stop you from trying to get a piece!".
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