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re: March 14 is Steak & BJ Day
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:05 am to hedgehog
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:05 am to hedgehog
Married life can be like working for the government.
Government wants it "Faster, Cheaper, Better". You can have 2 of 3. You can get it Faster and Cheaper but it won't be better. You can have it Faster and better, but it won't be cheaper. Cheaper and Better, but it won't be faster.
You can have the steak or the BJ....not both...and it's likely gonna cost you in the long run..so think smartly.
LOL...Luckily for most men...we know how to cook steaks...
Government wants it "Faster, Cheaper, Better". You can have 2 of 3. You can get it Faster and Cheaper but it won't be better. You can have it Faster and better, but it won't be cheaper. Cheaper and Better, but it won't be faster.
You can have the steak or the BJ....not both...and it's likely gonna cost you in the long run..so think smartly.
LOL...Luckily for most men...we know how to cook steaks...
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Posted on 3/14/18 at 12:27 pm to NASA_ISS_Tiger
Why are you married men not getting BJs? Does not compute.
Posted on 3/14/18 at 12:29 pm to Wermanium
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Why are you married men not getting BJs? Does not compute.
I never said I wasn't getting anything....
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:30 am to danilo
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I have a first date with a broad tomorrow I better not frick this up
Update
Didn’t frick it up
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:32 am to danilo
Fat chicks don't mind giving head. Dont feel so special
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:33 am to danilo
I just got a steak. But it was delicious
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:34 am to LZ83
I had steak fajitas. Close enough.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:35 am to LNCHBOX
We ate pizza and watched survivor.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:36 am to danilo
quote:
Update
Didn’t frick it u
She sucked dick on the first date? That’s a high risk, low reward situation long term in all likelihood.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:36 am to Displaced
Did you at least get the other part? 
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:38 am to LNCHBOX
Nope, Showered and in bed by 930!
To be fair, I didn't even mention yesterday as anything other than pi day.
To be fair, I didn't even mention yesterday as anything other than pi day.
This post was edited on 3/15/18 at 10:40 am
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:38 am to Displaced
quote:
We ate pizza and watched survivor.
We grilled some burgers and watched I, Tonya.
BJ and sex this morning.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:40 am to prostyleoffensetime
My wife said it was national Pi day too, she chose to celebrate that.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:41 am to prostyleoffensetime
On the ides of March?!?
Sorry bro, she is banging the neighbor
Sorry bro, she is banging the neighbor
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:45 am to Displaced
Which one? The 80 year old widow, or the 70 year old divorced woman with cancer?
Gotta be the widow. She has a pool.
Gotta be the widow. She has a pool.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:02 am to Displaced
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Fat chicks don't mind giving head. Dont feel so special
Mine's been gaining a few lately. Maybe I have something to look forward to.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:03 am to Displaced
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Fat chicks don't mind giving head. Dont feel so special
She wasn’t THAT fat
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:34 am to danilo
I didn't get anything last night, and I said something stupid this morning that killed any hope I had.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 12:20 pm to sjmabry
HelloFresh delivered steak this week. My pregnant wife said after dinner "cmon let's get this over with". I complied
Posted on 3/15/18 at 1:40 pm to The Bruce
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My wife texted me that I better find someone else for it.
Call that fricking bluff by sending her a selfie from a steakhouse, a thumbs up emoji, and a 'Yes dear'
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