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Posted on 2/6/17 at 8:41 pm
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Posted on 2/6/17 at 8:41 pm
How does cutting a sandwich into triangles make it taste so much better?
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36799 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 8:42 pm to
It doesn't

Are you a fricking child?
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40397 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 8:42 pm to
Less sandwich per bite allows the taste buds to fully savor it. A full bite from a rectangle sandwich slice overwhelms the taste buds and it can't be savored. This is first grade stuff, man.

quote:

It doesn't


Well you're fricking wrong, buckaroo.
This post was edited on 2/6/17 at 8:44 pm
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
12044 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

It doesn't

Are you fricking a child?


Totally inappropriate, Thibadoe. RA'd.
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 8:45 pm to
triangles for a pb&j.
turkey or ham must be cut in half.
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
29686 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 8:48 pm to
It does indeed.



You frick stick
Posted by LSUTigerDDS
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2009
851 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 8:55 pm to
It does. And why can I eat 10-12 triangles, but can barely finish 2 full sandwiches?

And why does a sandwich taste so much better than if you made it yourself, using the same ingredients?
This post was edited on 2/6/17 at 8:57 pm
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:00 pm to
my brother lived with me for a while and would make each other's sandwiches then eat the one that was made for us.

it just tastes better when someone else makes it.

so much truth to these weird mysteries.
Posted by Oyster
North Shore
Member since Feb 2009
10226 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

It doesn't Are you a fricking child?


^ never ate a finger sandwich.

quote:

It does. And why can I eat 10-12 triangles, but can barely finish 2 full sandwiches? And why does a sandwich taste so much better than if you made it yourself, using the same ingredients?


Mysteries of the universe.
This post was edited on 2/6/17 at 9:41 pm
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
7208 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:45 pm to
You are better then this Thib.
Posted by NWLA Tiguh12
Member since Jul 2015
2410 posts
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:49 pm to
I've always wondered this myself, it truly is a great mystery.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36799 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:39 am to
quote:

Totally inappropriate, Thibadoe. RA'd.






This post was edited on 2/7/17 at 6:40 am
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:42 am to
How is it that two normal sandwiches would fill me up but I could demolish an entire tray of finger sandwich triangles?
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20648 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:01 am to
quote:

Man's greatest mystery


Sandwiches aren't man's greatest mystery. The greatest mystery is why bitches are crazy.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:19 am to
The power and mystery of the pyramid.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:25 am to
quote:

triangles for a pb&j.
turkey or ham must be cut in half.


But then a club has both turkey and ham and is cut in triangles.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:30 am to
also, how does it make it easier to east so many?

when it's a whole sandwich you eat 1 maybe 2.

when it's quartered you can eat a dozen or so.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:31 am to
quote:

triangles for a pb&j.
turkey or ham must be cut in half.


Huh? Can't you cut it in half AND triangles in one cut?
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8088 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:38 am to
Is it socially proper to dig around on a finger sandwich tray to find the one that you want?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42719 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:50 am to
No. pick from the top and edges. Touch only the one you will eat. Except egg salad. F that noise in the A
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