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Man who calls police to say he’s ‘too high’ found in pile of junk food

Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:24 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98152 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:24 pm
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AUSTINTOWN, OH - The 911 call has been released after an Austintown man called 911 last week because he was “too high on weed.”

When officers arrived, they were directed to an upstairs bedroom by the caller’s grandfather. As they got upstairs they could hear “groaning from a room at the end of the hall.” When they opened the door, they found the 22-year-old laying on the floor in a fetal position, surrounded by “a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.”

Upon seeing the officer, the man told him that he was “too high and could not feel his hands” and that he had “smoked too much weed." He also told the officer that some of the marijuana was still his car, gave him the car keys and told him he could take it all.

Inside the car, the police found a glass pipe that had marijuana residue on it, two packs of rolling papers, the remnants of two marijuana cigarettes and a glass jar filled with marijuana.

The man, whose name has not been released, refused medical attention.

Charges of possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia are pending.




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Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:25 pm to
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The man, whose name has not been released, refused medical attention.


All that so he could tell the cops he was high?

The devil's lettuce strikes again.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38727 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:26 pm to
You do have to be really high to call the police on yourself.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:27 pm to
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The man, whose name has not been released, refused medical attention.



wtf is wrong with people. So he was fine but called the cops just to get arrested basically?
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:28 pm to
Pot doesn't interfere with your intelligence at all





Eta: damn sorry the joke went over y'all's heads
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 1:46 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65687 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:28 pm to
they found him on the floor "in a fetal position," surrounded by, "a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies."
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 1:31 pm
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7272 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

When officers arrived, they were directed to an upstairs bedroom by the caller’s grandfather. As they got upstairs they could hear “groaning from a room at the end of the hall.” When they opened the door, they found the 22-year-old laying on the floor in a fetal position, surrounded by “a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.”


So this is the result of being "too high" as opposed to killing someone by being too drunk.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:30 pm to
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Pot doesn't interfere with your intelligence at all



A poor diet, exercise routine and alcohol aren't good for your intelligence either.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:31 pm to
What a dumbass
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:32 pm to
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wtf is wrong with people.


Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33173 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:33 pm to
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Pepperidge Farm Goldfish


Quite possibly, the world's most perfect snack.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:38 pm to
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Pot doesn't interfere with your intelligence at all


This guy was stupid at the start. Don't blame this on the weed.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50248 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:43 pm to
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:51 pm to
anyone notice the name dropping of the snacks?

they could have just said "chips, crackers, and cookies" or "junk food" but they listed the actual product names of all of them.

suspect.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50248 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

anyone notice the name dropping of the snacks?

they could have just said "chips, crackers, and cookies" or "junk food" but they listed the actual product names of all of them.

suspect.

It´s the logical evolution of movie product placement....
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22091 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:16 pm to
The ugly truth of marijuana addiction is finally coming to light for many on this board.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18022 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:20 pm to
What a lightweight. He's gonna ruin it for everybody.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:22 pm to
dumb stoner
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57165 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:32 pm to
Too bad the fuzz didn't have body cameras; this episode would be public record for all the world to see.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:35 pm to
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they found the 22-year-old laying on the floor in a fetal position, surrounded by “a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.”


I've been there- stone cold sober.
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