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re: Man says he was stung on testicles by scorpion while sleeping at Las Vegas resort
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:30 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:30 pm to Jim Rockford
We need a law banishing scorpions. Or at least a moratorium on scorpion bites.
Say no to scorpy!
Say no to scorpy!
This post was edited on 3/5/24 at 3:32 pm
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Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:39 pm to Jim Rockford
I bet that rocked him like a hurricane and had him begging God to send him an angel.
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:48 pm to El Segundo Guy
I stepped on a sting ray in Biloxi, I wonder how they compare with scorpions.
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:50 pm to ZULU
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I stepped on a sting ray in Biloxi,
I got stung by a jellyfish in Galveston . #humblebrag
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:51 pm to ZULU
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I stepped on a sting ray in Biloxi
Also.. sounds like that could be the first line of a Jimmy Buffett tune .
Posted on 3/5/24 at 4:03 pm to Jim Rockford
The banana spider (or wandering spider) has venom that makes you rock hard.
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Scientists are now using spider venom to treat erectile dysfunction. The spider of interest is the Brazilian wandering spider (also known as the banana spider) because its venom causes long-lasting, painful erections. Trials show there are no negative side effects of using the venom this way.
Posted on 3/5/24 at 4:40 pm to Jim Rockford
Imagine getting wrecked at the blackjack table, sadly going up to your room early, and for good measure, getting stung in the balls by a scorpion
Posted on 3/5/24 at 4:45 pm to Jim Rockford
One day, a traveling salesman came into an old maid's drug store. He had been stung on the end of his business by a yellow jacket and it had swollen to three times its normal size.
He unveiled his painful privates to Miss Ripplemeyer and said, “What can you give me for this?”
Without a moment’s hesitation, Miss Ripplemeyer replied, “How about my new Lexus, this store and three acres of land?”
He unveiled his painful privates to Miss Ripplemeyer and said, “What can you give me for this?”
Without a moment’s hesitation, Miss Ripplemeyer replied, “How about my new Lexus, this store and three acres of land?”
Posted on 3/5/24 at 4:56 pm to Glorious
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Imagine getting wrecked at the blackjack table, sadly going up to your room early, and for good measure, getting stung in the balls by a scorpion
Dude hooked up with a prostitute, balls swole up, decided to fabricate scorpion story, got free room, and wife didn't leave him....the real vegas.
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