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Man lists girlfriend on Ebay Motors

Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:18 pm
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20386 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:18 pm
This guy has to be on the OT.

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A man who listed his girlfriend for sale on eBay as a prank was shocked when the bids reached over $119,000 within 24 hours.

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He described her condition as “for parts or not working” and wrote that she “starts OK but after that there’s a constant whining noise that I can’t seem to stop. Bodywork is fairly tidy but close up shows signs of wear. No serious damage but you can see that she’s been used.

“Please bear in mind when bidding she’s 37 years old. Basically first thing in the morning she can be very temperamental, once warmed up the whining noise lessens but I would be lying if I said it goes away completely. The rear end leaks a bit but nothing that can’t be plugged.

“Any offers considered…would be interested in a part exchange with a younger model. Sold as seen, no returns.”



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This post was edited on 10/9/18 at 3:19 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76773 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:19 pm to
$3.50?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66486 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:20 pm to
Hes probably single by now
Posted by jkylejohnson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2016
15226 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:21 pm to
"She cooks . She cleans. She smells like onion rings."
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20242 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:21 pm to
I laughed. Well played, good sir
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

The rear end leaks a bit but nothing that can’t be plugged.
Posted by OldTigahFot
Drinkin' with the rocket scientists
Member since Jan 2012
10507 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:22 pm to
2,2
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:23 pm to
Which OT'er is this?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132620 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:24 pm to
Meh, i would i think
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