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Man lists girlfriend on Ebay Motors
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:18 pm
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:18 pm
This guy has to be on the OT.
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A man who listed his girlfriend for sale on eBay as a prank was shocked when the bids reached over $119,000 within 24 hours.
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He described her condition as “for parts or not working” and wrote that she “starts OK but after that there’s a constant whining noise that I can’t seem to stop. Bodywork is fairly tidy but close up shows signs of wear. No serious damage but you can see that she’s been used.
“Please bear in mind when bidding she’s 37 years old. Basically first thing in the morning she can be very temperamental, once warmed up the whining noise lessens but I would be lying if I said it goes away completely. The rear end leaks a bit but nothing that can’t be plugged.
“Any offers considered…would be interested in a part exchange with a younger model. Sold as seen, no returns.”
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This post was edited on 10/9/18 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:20 pm to jbgleason
Hes probably single by now
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:21 pm to jbgleason
"She cooks . She cleans. She smells like onion rings."
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:21 pm to jbgleason
I laughed. Well played, good sir
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:22 pm to jbgleason
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The rear end leaks a bit but nothing that can’t be plugged.
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