re: LUNCH THREAD- it is Owlfans Birthday edition!!

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I hope everyone that downvoted the cat with the sombrero gets cat aids

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Funny CSB....Cat Story Bro

The other day my neighbor wasnt home and she has this outdoor cat that adopted her and her daughter....she's a single mom with a young daughter....they have an inside dog so the cat wont go inside but they feed it and take care of it.....I kinda look after them because they live alone and whatever....so...her daughter was home alone the other day and there were some boys her age...12-13, outside there house throwing rocks at the door and the window trying to get the girl and her friends attention. I didnt care or think anything of it until they started throw rocks at the outside cat....

So I texted the mom and said, " there are some boys outside your house throwing rocks at the house and they are throwing rocks at your cat....do you know who they are"?

Neighbor says "Did (cats name) run away" that is very concerning, I worry about the kitty being outside....he adopted us but he wont come inside"

I say, "Yeah kitty ran away, I dont think they actually her but they threw a few rocks at her right before they started throwing rocks at you door"

She says, "Apparently one has a crush on my daughter and she's not interested in him. Who are these boys?"
"I dont want them touching my cat"

So of course I laugh and respond with, " I dont know who they are either, never seen them before, I wouldnt want them touching your cat either"


Was that inappropriate? She didnt respond but she's a little ditsy so I dont think she got the joke

productive Elios run

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productive Elios run

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ha...I'm actually about to walk out the door to head that way

Hot bottle is the Penelope barrel Strength Toasted series just came out, limited

There's gonna be a party in Browntown tonight.

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There's gonna be a party in Browntown tonight.

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fricking shite...I've been waiting for the plumber to show up all day..I cleared my scheduled thinking he was going to show up today....so I scheduled a haircut for 9am tomorrow morning....

Plumber just called and said he'll be here at 7am tomorrow morning...

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Plumber just called and said he'll be here at 7am tomorrow morning...

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That's a a different type of Browntown. Good luck with your shite pipes.

t00f--56.4%...

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It's a good thing you didn't schedule it for 9am tomorrow night.

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That would have been confusing

HBD...