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Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:18 pm to
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39639 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:18 pm to
You have no shot.

But...

If you must proceed, this is what you do:

Walk up to her, look her in the eyes (note the color) and say, " I just wanted to tell you, your glasses complement your face beautifully."

You'll know whether or not to proceed from there.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
36261 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:21 pm to
You should be mpAS’s wingman.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56250 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:22 pm to
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
36473 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:22 pm to
Nah he needs to say “just seeing you walk in here has made me smile so thank you” ala AS.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39639 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:23 pm to
I was never one to be shy, when I was single.

You know pretty quick if there's a spark.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39639 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:26 pm to
Attractive women spend hours ( and hours) picking out glasses.

It's a good icebreaker, and it shows you pay attention to detail.

JMO.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56250 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:26 pm to
You have a lot of confidence. Do you wear jorts and new balances when driving that vette?
This post was edited on 7/26/24 at 2:26 pm
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77241 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

Do you wear jorts and new balances when driving that vette?


Uh, it's a CHE-Vette....
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39639 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:29 pm to
I wear a firesuit when I drive the Vette. It's hot AF, even w/ a cool suit.

No jorts and NBs are for old people.








Posted by farad
Member since Dec 2013
12509 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

Hangit

quote:

OWLFAN86


thanks guys...
good stuff hangman...
she is owlie...
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
36261 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

women spend hours ( and hours) picking out glasses


This is so true.

I show up for my annual eye dr appt an hour early to start trying on new frames. And it usually takes me another hour after the exam to decide.

I think you’re the only man who knows this about women.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39639 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

women


are the best.

Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56250 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

No jorts, vettes, and NBs are for high credit score people.
I thought this was the joke?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46844 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Even with the sharpie i-brows, she's a doll.


Just be careful you don't hurt the parts Yote couldn't reach.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216467 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:33 pm to
No lunch…. Just watching it rain.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39639 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:33 pm to
I thought it was "cargo shorts"

Jorts are good too, though
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66972 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

I just wanted to tell you, your glasses complement your face beautifully.


She's wearing glasses??
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39639 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:34 pm to
That's what he said...
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46844 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:36 pm to
ga Duckie

Hoping that you, and yours, are absolutely wonderful.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56250 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 2:36 pm to
I am not very good at dating.




That is why I have had so many husbands :rimshot:
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