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re: Lunch Thread - Not THRAY Edition

Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:35 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:35 pm to
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Chicken should give you your own board so you can post your lame arse jokes so other people don't have to read them.




I told you...anytime, anywhere. I’ll throw myself to the mercy of the OT if you will but step into the E-ring.

Ban bet, not that you’d honor it
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:35 pm to
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Also, he’s got a bird for you but it ain’t no bird legs.


Since you're reading this from Ban Land 08, you can use that bird to stir my martini when you bring it.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74546 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:37 pm to
You can expect his reply in about an hour. That’s 5 minutes to Joxy and 55 minutes to come up with what to say.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:38 pm to
Does your martini bring all the birds to the yard?

Is it a dirty martini? His bird does not like dirty martinis...
This post was edited on 3/7/19 at 2:39 pm
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:39 pm to
Tell him to just make an alter already, ffs.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

Does your martini bring all the birds to the yard?

Is it a dirty martini? His bird does not like dirty martinis...


It's really weird communicating with you through Aspy like this, though I must confess I'm looking forward to the pottery wheel scene with her body instead of yours.

How is it on the other side? Is Mr. Clean there with you yet?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:40 pm to
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Ban bet, not that you’d honor it


I cut everyone some slack and generally DGAF because this is supposed to be a fun, discussion place, but that guy sucks, he's the worst, and deserves every bit, and more, of the ridicule he gets on here
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:41 pm to
(I’ve never seen that movie but I do get the reference. If 08 is as hot as Patrick Swayze was he can communicate through me all day)







(Bird legs and all)
This post was edited on 3/7/19 at 2:43 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:42 pm to
Funnily enough he posted this yesterday.


quote:

Extreme isn't always funny. Like any humor it's about delivery. There is "freestyling" and then there is freestyling. If you truly wait until that moment to come up with something, you haven't thought of a delivery. You just plugging it in and hoping it works. You have to think of stuff ahead of time, figure out exactly how to say it to make it work and when the moment comes, you spit it out.





He doesn’t even understand the concept of verbal jousting, a quid pro quo in the moment.


He always projects, so in his buzzing little brain, if someone says something funny, it’s because they thought about it and pored over it and practiced it to use it, like an ied.

He’s so unfunny he can’t grasp the concept that some people are just quick witted and can rattle off a quip in the heat of the moment.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:43 pm to
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If 08 is as hot as Patrick Swayze was he can communicate through me all day


At that rate, our seance was over a half hour ago
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

He doesn’t even understand the concept of verbal jousting, a quid pro quo in the moment.


Yet you engage him CONSTANTLY.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:45 pm to
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Yet you engage him CONSTANTLY.



Yet, he's suck a better poster.



I just ignore them both.
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:47 pm to
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BellaTigre18


Why is he banned?

Also, why don't you respond to my emails?
This post was edited on 3/7/19 at 2:48 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:48 pm to
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Yet you engage him CONSTANTLY



I know...it’s become fun for me to see how much I can insult him. Kind of like how Walt always asks if he is the poster that didn’t honor his ban bet.


You’d think regular public shame would work on some people, yet he has none. He is without honor.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118597 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:49 pm to
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public shame


He is the Cersie of the OT.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12196 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:49 pm to
Why am I getting ads on this site for breast pumps and crane outrigger pads?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:49 pm to
Don’t be a cvnt. It doesn’t suit you. 95% of the time i’m Cordial towards you.


Memento mori
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Why is he banned?


Aspy was talking about 08 & I'm not sure.


quote:

Also, why don't you respond to my emails?


ygm
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:49 pm to
Who? 08?

He’s not banned, he’s hunting
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