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re: LUNCH THRAY—The “call me crazy” edition
Posted on 6/15/26 at 3:21 pm to Skillet
Posted on 6/15/26 at 3:21 pm to Skillet
Hello, Crazy aka Skillet aka Karen
(Life was so easier just a decade ago)
lunch was about 50 / 50 mix of all natural creamy peanut butter and Nutella. Was pretty good when I was eating it, now may be in a sugar coma.
Apparently part of MS family has taken up residence in my crawl space. HVAC guy came for 6 month service (furnace to AC) and was attacked by 1 or more squirrels who were not happy to have him in their personal "safe space". Now if makes sense the hounds have been going crazy in the house in the middle of the night.
(Life was so easier just a decade ago)
lunch was about 50 / 50 mix of all natural creamy peanut butter and Nutella. Was pretty good when I was eating it, now may be in a sugar coma.
Apparently part of MS family has taken up residence in my crawl space. HVAC guy came for 6 month service (furnace to AC) and was attacked by 1 or more squirrels who were not happy to have him in their personal "safe space". Now if makes sense the hounds have been going crazy in the house in the middle of the night.
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Posted on 6/15/26 at 3:30 pm to 777Tiger
quote:
Iran from a camel
Did you recognize the schmuck riding it?
The Schmuck On The Camel
Mr Shapiro, sixty-five and a widower, was having a lonely time in Miami Beach. He observed a man of his own age who was never without female companionship, forever surrounding him, extending invitations and regaling him with amorous advances.
One day he worked up the courage to ask this paragon: “Mister, excuse me, what should I do to make friends like yours?”. The man sneered and said: “Get a camel. Then ride up an down Collins Avenue every day. Before you know it, everyone in Miami will be asking who that man is, and you will have to hire a social secretary to handle all of the invitations.
So Mr Shapiro purchased a newspaper and looked through the ads. By good fortune he read of a circus, stranded in Miami, in need of capital. Mr S. phoned the circus owner and within the hour he had rented a camel.
The next morning, Mr S. wearing khaki shorts and a pith helmet, set forth on his camel and on to Collins Avenue. Everywhere people stopped, buzzed, gawked and pointed. Every day for a week he rode his trusty steed.
One morning, as he was about to get dressed, the telephone rang. It was the parking lot attendant to tell him that his camel had been stolen. Mr S. called the police. Sergeant O’Riley answered.
“What…you say someone stole your camel?”
“That’s right”, said Mr S.
“I have to fill out a form”, said the sergeant, “How tall is the animal?”
“From the sidewalk to his back, where I sit, a good six feet.”
“What color is it?”
“Camel color, a regular camel-colored camel.”
“Was it male or female?”
“What?”
“Was the animal male or female?”
“How am I supposed to know that?
Wait a minute. Yes, it was a male.”
“Are you sure?”
“Absolutely.”
“But a minute ago you said you weren’t sure.”
“I’m positive, officer, because I just remembered…
Every time and every place I was riding on that camel, I heard people yelling:
“Hey, look at the shmuck on that camel!!”
Posted on 6/15/26 at 3:33 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:
Apparently part of MS family has taken up residence in my crawl space.
hi mp gritsy
disturbing facts aboot squirrels:
coonasses eat those furry tailed rats….coonasses
those lil nuisance frickers will eat the lead pipe vents on your roof
squirrels can’t make up their stupid lil minds when crossing a road which leads to them getting squashed
Posted on 6/15/26 at 3:36 pm to Cheese Grits
gritsy 
don’t u ever post a long post like that again r else….understand
don’t u ever post a long post like that again r else….understand
Posted on 6/15/26 at 3:37 pm to Skillet
Posted on 6/15/26 at 3:37 pm to Skillet
quote:
coonasses eat those furry tailed rats….coonasses
Must have some coonass in my DNA
Country squirrel = good eatin (they eat natural stuff)
City squirrel = not good eatin (they eat all kinds of city trash)
In the mountains we make burgoo out of country squirrel and other small game in the area.
Posted on 6/15/26 at 3:38 pm to Skillet
Yeah, it is a famous old joke and I searched the intewebz for a shorter version but got dad like camel jokes.
Posted on 6/15/26 at 4:22 pm to Skillet
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now run along b4 u piss me off even further
It comes nachalley.
Posted on 6/15/26 at 6:29 pm to Skillet
quote:
Middle East joke
I say hello, you say Dubai.
Posted on 6/15/26 at 8:41 pm to UptownJoeBrown
You don't have to be crazy to post here, but it helps/
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