LUNCH THRAY--"things posters said at last year's h-ween otgt" edition

dph---wyd
aspy---i'll take a water please
aspy---i have a headache
dph---nm
fab member saint---i'm here for the underage chicks
terd---frick you skillet
fr33---die skillet
rag---i can't wait for next year's h-ween otgt

oweo---Earlier today I was with a friend. Before the Saints game he had to go a few places and wanted me to come with him to one, for a specific reason (for those who will question me).

He had to stop by the grocery store for a few things so we go in, he grabs the few items he needs and we go check out. The cashier is this woman maybe mid 40s, early 50s. She had the smoke voice. She looked like she was probably hot 20 years ago, but since then she was rode hard and put up wet.

Anyway as she checks out the few items my friend had she tells him she just moved here, that she rents a house on a certain street. She split up with her husband about 5 years ago and that their divorce was finally final then she tell him "now you know I am single and where I live, if you stop by one day I will show you how to live".. I started to leave out the store because I didn't want to laugh in her face, but my friend just said "I might do that one day".. He said he didn't know what else to say..

I know most of yall are going to say I am lying, blah blah blah.. I get it, my threads suck. Why do I even start threads? I suck. Worst poster ever. If you post about how shitty my threads are you care more than you say you do so..

That might not be the best example of a bad attempt of being hit on, but has anyone ever been hit on where the person hitting on you had no shame?

S---joaquin andujar
fin---it's 2 am and aspy is all that's left
aspy---sure fin