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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:34 pm to
Posted by link
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:34 pm to
i was kinda thinking you might #metoo the girl that took your virginity
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:34 pm to
You're really piqued everyone's interest, Darth


Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:34 pm to
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If I’m being honest, I’ll be lucky to see my mid-60’s.


If you die once, shame on me.


If you die twice, shame on you.
Posted by macaronithepony
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:35 pm to
Yeh I need to start saving. BIG time. Not that I want to live in an RV but dang he gonna have a nice retirement.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:35 pm to
Dude, I felt violated for sure. That was my personal thing and she took it from me. It made my life whole, but made me incomplete.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:36 pm to
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how much did you contribute to it yearly and for how many years?


10% from every pay period for the past 25 years. Plus my employers matches.

And they also every few years offer a early retirement buyout where if your age plus years of service adds up to 70, you get a buyout of one and a half year salary to take early retirement. Last one they did was in 2016 and I missed the cut off by two points. So by the time another rolls around I’ll be eligible for an additional $140,000.
This post was edited on 8/6/18 at 2:38 pm
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:36 pm to
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Yeh I need to start saving. BIG time
You're not squirreling away money yet? You're already 28!
This post was edited on 8/6/18 at 2:37 pm
Posted by macaronithepony
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:36 pm to
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You're not squirreling away money yet?
Not enough.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:37 pm to
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If I’m being honest, I’ll be lucky to see my mid-60’s.



What if you live till your 80? You sure you have enough to live on plus put 3 kids through college?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:38 pm to
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You're really piqued everyone's interest, Darth


For some reason I tend to do that here. Not sure why.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:41 pm to
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For some reason I tend to do that here. Not sure why.
you're more interesting than Norman Bates's burial thread
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:41 pm to



My eyepatch helps with panhandlers and beggars.

I had some dude on the drivers side of my truck keep trying to get him to notice me. But I kept turning my head JUST enough so that I couldn’t see him. A little back and forth game. He’d move right, I’d move right. He’d move left, i’d Turn back left a bit and he’d wave his arms, then i’d Turn back to the right and look at my computer.


Finally after about 5 minutes of this he gave up and went to beg someone else
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:42 pm to
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What if you live till your 80?


Good.

quote:

You sure you have enough to live on plus put 3 kids through college?



I only have two kids. My oldest is starting his junior year of HS. He’s decided he wants to be a professional welder. He’s doing dual enrollment at Wallace State in a full ride scholarship starting in a few weeks. Two years after graduating HS he’ll have a degree in welding.

As for my daughter, I’ve got her college fund already set aside and gaining interest.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:44 pm to
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Norman Bates's burial thread


Buckets full of laughs
Posted by macaronithepony
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:45 pm to
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I had some dude on the drivers side of my truck keep trying to get him to notice me.

Beggars are getting more brazen. I don't like when they just stand by my window. Makes me super nervous. I just always have my sunglasses on and look straight.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:45 pm to
Serious, total fricking buckets full.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:47 pm to
Thats good to hear..I hope you are well....


I dont know if I could retire comfortably at 60 with less than $2m
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19946 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:48 pm to
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10% from every pay period for the past 25 years. Plus my employers matches.


cool, good to know. i do 15% into the 401(k) plus other savings accounts and a couple of rent houses. all the online retirement calculators i do are all over the place. some say i'll come up short, some say i'm on track. it's nice to hear some real world numbers for a change.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74603 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:49 pm to
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Yeh I need to start saving. BIG time. Not that I want to live in an RV but dang he gonna have a nice retirement.


The key to a good retirement is early planning and saving. As soon as I came home from the army and got a job, I started planning for retirement. And while I’m not quite there yet, I’m not that far away either. Now I won’t be able to live lavishly or anything. We’ll have to budget ourselves for sure. But I don’t want to spend the last phase of my life doing the 9 to 5 thing. We decided long ago that what we want to do is spend our days just the two of us seeing all we can see if this great country of ours. And that’s exactly what I’m gonna do.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:50 pm to
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the girl that took your virginity


WAIT! When did this happen?

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