re: LUNCH THRAY--The "post pics of your pool noodle" keep it clean edition

Cheese, do you have Disney+?

Not that I think you wear dresses or anything …

@777 -

you do look dreamy af in that pic

When I was younger coaches graded linemen 3 way.

Fat
Way too fat
Gotdamn!

You can guess where I fell in the order.

I really wanted to be a jockey but FML, they don't race Percherons

I was generally really good at sports where speed was less important than the ability to throw heavy things and hit people really hard. Love the Scottish games but my best was probably sheef toss

All those years of cleaning stalls made me a natural



I must be a good drinker tho as I have won 1st prize

I love real Scottish haggis but American haggis is crap

Unless you are old enough to remember lipstick from the 1950's or earlier it was sticky and greasy / waxy. Real haggis sticks to your lips the same way. Probably do not want to see it made but darn tasty.

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I love real Scottish haggis but American haggis is crap

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I’ve never had either but would like to try traditional haggis, it does seem tasty. Not that it’s similar but I brought some head cheese to a few coworkers in Arkansas and they looked at me like I was insane, they refused to try it

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Unless you are old enough to remember lipstick from the 1950's

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I was born in the 80’s

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I’ll pass on haggis

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just think of it like a really big piece of boudin

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just think of it like a really big piece of boudin

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Interesting way to think about it

Now I am hungry for both.

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hissy fit by jones the other day

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what did I miss?

I would need an animal that can carry weight