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re: LUNCH THRAY--The "just realized that not every poster likes me" edition

Posted on 4/3/18 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 2:58 pm to
Hi CC!

How tall are you and what celebrity do you most closely resemble? Based on your answer, we will consider shutting down the shimmer highlighter convo.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74660 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

pisses me off that darth keeps saying that his molesting chamber maid looked hot when in fact she looked like a retired waffle house waitress.


I never said she was hot. In fact I’m on record say she was at best average.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:00 pm to
murder, what does your secretary look like? i don't have one and that's prolly a good thing.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144680 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:01 pm to
You sucked on an average minority lady’s toes?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:02 pm to
She’s busy with horse stuff
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39963 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:04 pm to
Lemon planks and a Barq’s.
About to launch the boat in a few minutes when my buddy gets here.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99043 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:04 pm to
I only hire postmenopause women to work for me. There are tons of benefits but the main two are that they don't take off of work to have babies and I have no desire to bang them
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144680 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:05 pm to
I’m jealous.

I need to go to Pickwick and get my little skiff out of dry dock.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12211 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:06 pm to
I know a guy who operates on that same exact principle.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99043 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:06 pm to
That's disappointing
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138857 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:07 pm to
watching the horse girls gallop on those ponies is some kind of mesmerizing
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71747 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:07 pm to
gumbo

Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:08 pm to
You’ve been a popular discussion topic today.

I think rebel is jealous.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74660 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

You sucked on an average minority lady’s toes?



She was white. And yes. But I’m my defense you have to remember I was only 12.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198109 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:08 pm to
no lunch today,
posters that dont like me...

Rag
he's dead

darth
has died


oweo
dead legs
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39963 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:09 pm to
I fish 3-5 times a week and it does me good being on the water. Anywhere from Bay St. Louis to Pascagoula depending on the tides and wind.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138857 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

You’ve been a popular discussion topic today
stop whipping your lady wang out at everyone
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

How tall are you and what celebrity do you most closely resemble?


Your turn.

Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

I only hire postmenopause women to work for me.



tss

i kinda had one a few years ago...she was always the best looking chick amongst chicks when we'd go somewhere...glad she moved out of state before i got stupid. correction, even more stupid.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40232 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

what does your secretary look like? i don't have one and that's prolly a good thing
first of all, secretary is not PC. third, she is a he. and he is jewish.
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