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re: LUNCH THRAY--The "help me name my td.com strip joint" edition

Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Is that usually murmured with a lisp?


No, it's usually Skillet saying it when we play bingo.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:16 pm to
As long as there’s glitter
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

As long as there’s glitter


There's always glitter.


I vote for the club to be named The Glitter Factory.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216679 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

I vote for the club to be named The Glitter Factory.



I like this.... Hey SLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:21 pm to
Do we have to smell like tanning bed? That’s how I think of all stripper smelling. Tanning bed and various Victoria’s Secret body splashes.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114457 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:23 pm to
pj, now that you're on welfare, would you like to be the men's bathroom attendant at my titty joint?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:26 pm to
Do we get benefits? I’m pretty klutzy so I’m sure to fall off the pole a lot
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61781 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:29 pm to
Blueberry pop tarts and Dr. Thunder.


Yo peeps.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68345 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Do we have to smell like tanning bed?


I imagine that smelling like a combination of coconut oil and bar-b-q.
Posted by Jumbo_Gumbo
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2015
5970 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:31 pm to
Wet Dreams or The G-Spot
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Do we have to smell like tanning bed?


tanning lotions smell amazing before they get cooked


Hey Peeeeej! Hope things are getting better for you!
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:34 pm to
Hi frogman
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138834 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:34 pm to
i would pay some money to see aspy in heels

i bet it is hilarious
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:35 pm to
Oh it is. They are usually off by the end of the night.

I once tried and failed to walk in stripper shoes.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114457 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Do we get benefits?



all dancers will receive a case of costco paper towels so that yawl can wipe your gat damn period blood off my complimentary tanning bed.


quote:

I’m pretty klutzy so I’m sure to fall off the pole a lot





it'd be almost impossible to fall off pj's pole
Posted by gadknot
Reality
Member since Jul 2005
37306 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

I’m sure to fall off the pole a lot



skip the pole. no guys are interested in that nonsense
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:38 pm to
K

I don’t frequent strip clubs so I don’t really know these things. Guess it will be trial and error.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

no guys are interested in that nonsense


Are you speaking for all guys, or just lonely depressed guys with pubes glued to their chubby chins?
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

I’m pretty klutzy so I’m sure to fall off the pole a lot



Years ago some friends and I took a pole dancing class. It's vv hard and we all had bruises the next day.

Pro tip: Don't drink while trying to pole dance.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71700 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

They are usually off by the end of the night


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