re: LUNCH THRAY--"omg a m-gras float, i hope it doesn't kill me" edition

be safe mps

It’s because you know I’d win the curse off.

Skil doesn’t like my potty mouth. Do they have water at Olive Garden?

would you share a milkshake with aspy? 1 shake--2 straws.....lots of backwash.

Ewwww. Can I decline?

no guard mpf

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entertain yourself at a bar

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twcs

on saturday i was pregaming at my favourite breastaurant before a basketball game and had them put on horse racing. it got to the point were we had close to 20 or so participants at $1 per entry including the busty worker chicks, and patrons. some old mexican guy would beat the table that the 4 always wins. the one time the 4 won he took down a ~$18 pot and took a victory lap around the bar yelling and boasting himself. it was quite the mise-en-scene

i dont think the customers nor busty worker chicks will be forgetting how fun that was any time soon

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I will look for you at sonic and check it out.

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Woah, madam. I don't want DPTB kicking my arse.

MPDHP, I actually use no guard, but the clippers has a bar on the side that you can use for fading I guess. I push that all the way out so that it shaves it down to about 1/2 inch.

I look like a non-mentally disabled Mr. Clean.

i'm now on episode 6 season 2 of ozark....i wear my awesome headphones so that i can hear everything, cuz i can't hear worth af and aubrey talks super soft...imma kill her.

Skil, me and begf started Season 2. We watched Episode 1. I watch whatever she tells me to watch. Well, time goes by, and I tell her I want to watch episode 2. She tells me she's already watched all of season 2 without me, sorry (she works from home).

I'd like to give her a GIGANTIC black eye.

wtf is ozark?