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re: LUNCH THRAY--"i apologize to the o-t for my lack of sensitivity" edition

Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:50 pm to
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:50 pm to
Looks good on paper.

You saw your favorite drunk jockey is here this winter?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:51 pm to
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it's e-body


she needs to read my book The Art of Subtle Attention Whoring

ETA: Nurse Tenderoni, I'll mail you a signed copy if you tell me the anatomic name for the underbutt area
This post was edited on 12/5/19 at 3:53 pm
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:52 pm to
Reb, prediction on the game this weekend?
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:53 pm to
I was the only lifeguard in high school slathering on the spf. Thevrest we’re doing the baby oil/iodine concoction
Posted by HT713
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:54 pm to
that's how it always is man

one day you're runnin' through a field, playing tag with your friends, thinking about what mom's got cooking back at the the house for dinner

then you blink and it's nothing but bills, chores, and baby showers which are now APPARENTLY co-ed

nothin' a couple sarsaparillas can't fix tho
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

tell me the anatomic name for the underbutt area


On fat chicks, I always called it the fuba?
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

anatomic name for the underbutt area



assjowels?
Posted by madamsquirrel
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

baby showers which are now APPARENTLY co-ed



This is so annoying. It was way better back in the day with only women folk.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:56 pm to
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You saw your favorite drunk jockey is here this winter?


hopefully he hits on you at a bar some night
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:56 pm to
That would require me to be at said bar
Posted by 32 29 36
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:56 pm to
Are you talking about the gluteal fold?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

it's nothing but bills, chores, and baby showers


sounds so fun, I can see why all my friends are doing it
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:58 pm to
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Reb, prediction on the game this weekend?


Tigers by 21.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:58 pm to
fmk- frenchie, desourano, broberg
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 3:58 pm to
Which frenchie?

Doesn’t matter.

Broberg- def can’t marry. He’d have me killed on a cruise ship. Kill.

Kent- uhhhhh....

I don’t think I could m or f without killing him, so kill again

Frenchie- I still don’t know which you mean but I’d f and m this one. Lots of money and seem vv nice


This post was edited on 12/5/19 at 4:02 pm
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 4:00 pm to
florent
Posted by HT713
Galations 4:16
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

It was way better back in the day with only women folk.


as bob dylan, one of america's great pseudo-intellectuals, once said

"the times they are a-changin"
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 4:00 pm to
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Are you talking about the gluteal fold?




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Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 4:01 pm to
do you have anything for dummies?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 4:02 pm to
Oh. I like him. What’s your issue there? He’s a great rider.

I stand by my answers in the edit above
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