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re: LUNCH THRAY--"enter the who wants to be my valentine contest" edition

Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:09 pm to
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

It's $35 for a dozen chocolate dipped strawberries?! That's a ripoff.


I agree but I’m not buying them.

I’ve done my own and it was messy but they turned out beautiful.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:11 pm to
I’ve had my door shut so I don’t have to deal with crazies and I’ve got a ton of windows somit heats up fast. Temp and I had this discussion 3 times yesterday and I told her to bring a jacket. I had someone in here actually sweating yesterday bc it was so hot.

Posted by FrankDrebin
The Port o'Potty
Member since Sep 2018
993 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

It's $35 for a dozen chocolate dipped strawberries?! That's a ripoff.



Seems like a small price for some “relations” later in the night?
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Seems like a small price for some “relations” later in the night?



Yeah, I feel sorry for all of the Hotel maids on 2/15




thanks insta
This post was edited on 2/6/19 at 1:14 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

that wasn’t too bad for a stupid little gimp,
With a dick like his legs,
all shriveled and limp,
All sad and pathetic,
Like moss how they dangle,
At least i’m not stopped,
By 90 degree angles,
And this mud that you sling,
Well it don’t bother me,
It just rolls off my back,
‘Cause I can stand when I pee



Blaaaaaaah..

I really don't have much else on you to come up with another poem. I wish someone else would join in so I can come up with something for them.

fr33 is dumb as a stick.
And for some reason he likes talking about my dick
Deep down inside I think he wants to frick me
I'll piss in your eye the next time I have to pee.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

a small price for some “relations”

you dont pay for the relations. you pay for her to leave.

Posted by FrankDrebin
The Port o'Potty
Member since Sep 2018
993 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71689 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

I’ve done my own and it was messy


twss
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:16 pm to
I told him let’s skip v-day so I don’t have to think of anything to get him

Bella, I know. I want those most. And some cake balls and cheesecakes
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

but I sure would love some SB.


Sweaty balls?
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

SB

sore breasts
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74547 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

I have my space heater on. We would not make good office mates.


Same here. Keep one under my desk and it stays on almost year round.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:19 pm to
Do you wear a skirt to work?
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:19 pm to
They’re outrageous everywhere so I usually make my own

Sometimes I dip them in chocolate then hollow out the middle and fill with cheesecake
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74547 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:21 pm to
No. Khaki pants and either a button up or golf shirt. I’m just very cold natured.
This post was edited on 2/6/19 at 1:21 pm
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:21 pm to
Cake balls

I don’t even have a sweet tooth and you guys are killing me today
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59320 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:21 pm to
I personally am not a huge fan of chocolate covered strawberries, whenever you bit into them all the chocolate falls off. Chocolate fondue or something would be better, IMO.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

I’m just very cold natured.


That'll all change once you hit menopause
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74547 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

That'll all change once you hit menopause


If I was going to hit menopause, that would have happened already.


And since it only affects women, shouldn’t it be called womenopause?
This post was edited on 2/6/19 at 1:24 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

If I was going to hit menopause, that would have happened already.



maybe you're a late bloomer
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