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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "i can't believe it was a dude" edition

Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:21 pm to
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:21 pm to
My Mom isn't dead.

Just fricking with you.
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11631 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:22 pm to
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How you doin?


Doing well. What did you name your pug? I don't remember hearing?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:24 pm to
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Im sorry to hear that Lazarus


It is what it is. Being that they died while I was still a baby, I don't remember my mother or father any more than I remember your parents.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74618 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:25 pm to
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My Mom isn't dead


Mine is.

quote:

Just fricking with you.


Wish I could say the same. I've always wondered how life would have been different had they not had a blowout that night.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:31 pm to
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It is what it is. Being that they died while I was still a baby, I don't remember my mother or father any more than I remember your parents.




What do you think the were saying when they saw you die? I bet they were happy they would get to meet you again...and then you pulled the ole....bait and switch on them...


Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46211 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:32 pm to
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What did you name your pug?

His name is Jolly and he's quite the lovable lug. He can now jump up in my lap on the sofa. Sometimes he just jumps up on the sofa and waits for me to come back from outside. It looks like he's smiling at me.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:32 pm to
but I feel bad about it
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
22458 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:33 pm to
Does your mother know you kill her off for leverage?
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:35 pm to
She knows I would kill her off for tree fiddy
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:35 pm to
Posted by Rebelgator
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Member since Mar 2010
40186 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:36 pm to
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What do you think the were saying when they saw you die? I bet they were happy they would get to meet you again...and then you pulled the ole....bait and switch on them...



Who do you think sent him back to us....
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114467 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:38 pm to
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skil, grats on an excellent lt 2 days in a row. you totally smoked that tiger vs. lion thread.


ty dph & fes....i don't like to gloat but i feel like i've turned the corner big-time on my postin' & thraying and feel as if i'm now the lebron james of the o-t.

plus, darth is in love with my e-gf.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:39 pm to
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Hey. Don't make jokes about death.
Why? My mom IS really dead and I joke about it...
Posted by Count Chocula
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Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:40 pm to
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I've always wondered how life would have been different had they not had a blowout that night.
You will never, ever know that. Why stress over it?
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11631 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:41 pm to
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His name is Jolly and he's quite the lovable lug.

With a name like Jolly I would hope so. My grandmother had a Mastiff named Beaga (tiny), so even if he wasn't a loveable lug the name could have still worked. I'm glad it fits him though.

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Sometimes he just jumps up on the sofa and waits for me to come back from outside. It looks like he's smiling at me.



That's awesome.
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:42 pm to
Did she leave you her jeans in her will?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74618 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:42 pm to
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What do you think the were saying when they saw you die? I bet they were happy they would get to meet you again...and then you pulled the ole....bait and switch on them...





Im sure they were dissapointed. But on the other hand my wife and kids were quite estatic and relieved when I woke up.

All kidding aside about me dying, that's the one thing that bothers me. My wife was in the room and saw it happen. She had to call her mom and get my 8yr old daughter and 15 year old son down there to first tell them I was gone and then right after that to tell them I was still here but in another heart surgery to try and save me. They went through hell throughout that night. I was totally out of it, don't remember a thing. They on the other hand do. And I feel terrible for putting them through it.

And to make matters worse, my wife lost her father when she was a teen during open heart surgery. They put him under and he never woke up. The stress on her from all this has been incredible.

(Ok, enough serious talk, back to the ha-ha's)
This post was edited on 3/28/17 at 3:45 pm
Posted by yellowfin
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Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:43 pm to
Count lets go drink a beer
Posted by Count Chocula
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Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

Did she leave you her jeans in her will?


No you just didn't....
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71743 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:43 pm to
i'm worried about mg. i hope he wasn't rag.
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