re: LUNCH THRAY---“prizes galore, details within” edition

Doing well today... thanks....

You?????

Can't complain. I'm hoping to get selected for the books on tape featuring my good pal DPH.

I don't have the attention span for a lot of words so hopefully he can sum it up short and sweet.

sorry i'm late oil (chuckle)


and da winners are

Horse riding lessons with Aspy--- “learn the skills of riding a stupid horse while you’re drunk & lonely” "giddyup m'fer" -------oweo

Makeup makeover lessons with Paige---“you won’t be as ugly when she gets done with you. how cool is that” -----joe pepitone

Drive Oweo’s van for a day----“no legs, no problem—happy motoring” ---------festus

Learn the art of altering with non fab member link----“yep, you too can have alters” “hey link, is that a scientific calculator in your pocket or are you just happy to see me” ----hc86

3 free all (again, lol) changes at jiffy lube----“a new air filter and wiper blades are not included, and you’ll definitely need them after their 890 point inspection” -------paige

A free yard painting by fab member Tino---“ hey m8’s, you’ll be all the rave with your neighbors after fmt picasso’s your lawn”----rebel

Enjoy a Happy Hour with fab member Saint---“and saint will teach how to talk to & pickup 16 year old chicks. happy hour starts at 9 am, no shirt is required”---lil dick sucker

5 free books on tape----enjoy the smooth sounding voice of dph as he acronyms his way through books like war & peace”-----aspy

A sirloin dinner with pj---“and you’ll get to wear your “I’m with stupid” shirt” “shirt letters will be oil (boom) caps” -----tino

Be an accomplice at a convenience store robbery with beef----“yes, you too can shoot a clerk and get free cartons of cigarettes”-----saint

Kale cooking with Slow Flow Pro----“learn to make things like kale etouffee & kale frick-a-say” “get in the zone, the sfp fray zone”-----noho

A visit to the dog cemetery with Festus---“this prize may be a somber one, but you’ll get satisfaction knowing that your dogs aren’t dead like all festus’ dogs are”------g4

The Jones llotot sex vid series----“hey posters, wanna see your fave o-t chick getting hammered by my pal jones”-----LL

My horses all broke their legs so I will have to withdraw.

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Enjoy a Happy Hour with fab member Saint---“and saint will teach how to talk to & pickup 16 year old chicks. happy hour starts at 9 am, no shirt is required”---lil dick sucker

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Son of a bitch


I couldn't even get a chubby llotot like lady tigress?... I mean shite..... my standards are only just above ziltch

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Is that where the dope man live?

at least you can take beef to pound town

eta: frick, i wanted my yard painted

I'm swapping prizes with Oweo.

I already know how to ride, drink, and be lonely, so I'll let you off the hook.

This thing was fricking rigged .
I want my money back

i wanted to give you the van prize but fes holding oweo like a baby won out....plus, you were going to kill my lil handicapped fricker...not cool