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re: LUNCH THRAY---"my last l-thray, this is hard" farewell edition

Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:42 pm to
Posted by Mr Clean
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Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:42 pm to
6-3, 260
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
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Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

Why didn't you just take them like a wheelbarrow race?
Posted by Mr Clean
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Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:43 pm to
Some guy at Circle K told me I’m not supposed to have my dog in there.

I went off on his arse
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

did u hire an escort?



i was there with a vendor who was paying. he even gave me a big stack of singles. i was vv drunk and vv popular with the ladies. my vendor was smart and left. i ran out of his money and started using my own. i was giving out fives as if they were ones, which made me even more popular with ladies.

i had aboot 20 drinks too many and don't remember much aboot leaving or driving home. i was covered in lipstick. aubrey should have left me that night. i did become a much better person after that night.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

Some guy at Circle K told me I’m not supposed to have my dog in there.



what were you there to buy?
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71770 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:55 pm to
k
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:55 pm to
quote:


what were you there to buy?


Why do you care?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

Why do you care?



Why do you care why I care?
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:57 pm to
lol u dumass
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

tgrbaitn08

Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:57 pm to OweO
quote:

quote:
Why do you care?



Why do you care why I care?


what a battle of intellect and wits this is
Posted by Mr Clean
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Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:00 pm to
Some OTC stimulants

Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

lol u dumass




it was almost as if i were you, except way better than you and really really drunk.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:01 pm to
peptides?
Posted by Mr Clean
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Member since Aug 2006
53668 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:03 pm to
Sleep Walker and some other brand

Buy 2, save 2 bucks

He was some maintenance guy from corporate.

Should have minded his own business because I embarrassed his bitch arse
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:04 pm to
what did you tell him?
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:05 pm to
pfft i can get way drunker than you can
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:07 pm to
i was so drunk one night that i decided to take naps while driving on the interstate and i used those sleep bumps to alert me and awaken me to let me know i was swerving outta my lane.


those are not good memories. i was a horrible person.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:08 pm to
it was almost as if i were you, except not a gigantic piece of shite loser
Posted by Mr Clean
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Member since Aug 2006
53668 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:08 pm to
Him - “no dogs are supposed to be in here unless they’re service dogs.”

Clean - “kiss my arse, motherfricker”

Him - no response

Clean - “I’ll break my foot off in your arse.”

Him - no response

Clean - *flips him off and departs*
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
74081 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:08 pm to
Yea she’s our first.

Have nothing to compare it to but it’s awesome
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