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re: Loss of attraction to spouse
Posted on 3/14/17 at 4:27 pm to Jorts R Us
Posted on 3/14/17 at 4:27 pm to Jorts R Us
My wife wanted a boob job for years. On our twentieth anniversary she said, "honey, after all these years I want to get a boob job. I feel old and I would feel better about myself with a larger chest"
So I gave her a roll of toilet paper.
She said "whats this?"
I told her to rub it between her tits.
She said, "will that make my boobs bigger?"
I said, "I dunno, but it sure worked on your arse!"
So I gave her a roll of toilet paper.
She said "whats this?"
I told her to rub it between her tits.
She said, "will that make my boobs bigger?"
I said, "I dunno, but it sure worked on your arse!"
This post was edited on 3/14/17 at 4:28 pm
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Posted on 3/14/17 at 4:27 pm to Jorts R Us
You could always be married to this sexy beast....
or, you can close your eyes and pretend....
or, you can close your eyes and pretend....
This post was edited on 3/14/17 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 3/14/17 at 4:28 pm to Jorts R Us
More info is needed.
Her height and weight before marriage.
Her height and weight now.
Length of marriage.
Number of children.
Is it toxic or just like two buds hanging out, watching The Bachelor?
Also, I missed the post with her pics. Can you re-post them?
Her height and weight before marriage.
Her height and weight now.
Length of marriage.
Number of children.
Is it toxic or just like two buds hanging out, watching The Bachelor?
Also, I missed the post with her pics. Can you re-post them?
Posted on 3/14/17 at 4:32 pm to Hangover Haven
I bet she's loaded up with frumunda cheese!
Posted on 3/14/17 at 4:43 pm to Jorts R Us
Men are not made to be monogamous. You could be dating Emily Ratajahowski and sooner or later you'd feel like f'ing her was more of a routine and have a wandering eye. It is what it is.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 4:43 pm to Jorts R Us
Hope that she doesn't have TD account or you will not get your steak and BJ tonight.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 4:46 pm to Jorts R Us
Head to Key West or San Francisco for a few days.... you might find some long overdue answers about yourself.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 4:48 pm to BabyTac
quote:
Men are not made to be monogamous. You could be dating Emily Ratajahowski and sooner or later you'd feel like f'ing her was more of a routine and have a wandering eye. It is what it is.
No shite... Look at Billy Friggin Joel... The dude divorced Christie Brinkley for Christ sake...
Posted on 3/14/17 at 4:49 pm to Jorts R Us
If the only thing that attracts you to your wife is looks, then you probably should not have gotten married in the first place
Posted on 3/14/17 at 4:50 pm to Jorts R Us
I'd be a man.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 4:53 pm to LaBR4
quote:You mean divorce bags?
Have you thought about getting her breast implants?
Posted on 3/14/17 at 4:54 pm to Jorts R Us
In life, gravity will take over and things will sag, skin will wrinkle, eyes will dim. If this causes you to question the sanctity of marriage,then it will likely end way before looks fade.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 4:54 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:
You mean divorce bags?
She's going to make him pay for the fun bags then leave him right after...
Posted on 3/14/17 at 5:01 pm to Jorts R Us
I cannot wait to read the lies and BS in this thread.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 5:03 pm to Jorts R Us
Start roping your mule again like when you were 15
Posted on 3/14/17 at 5:09 pm to LaBR4
quote:
thought about getting her breast implants?
Some wives would be better off removing mass rather than adding.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 5:09 pm to Jorts R Us
My question would be this...What is going on with you to have this perspective?
Posted on 3/14/17 at 5:12 pm to Jorts R Us
Go to the Viagra and cialis thread for the hookup
Posted on 3/14/17 at 5:17 pm to Jorts R Us
You do what the rest of us do, you close your eyes and think about the hot chick you saw earlier.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 5:18 pm to Jorts R Us
I wouldn't divorce her cause that would be expensive and I would see my kids less but I would probably try to have an affair with a woman who is also married so that she wouldn't blabber
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