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LLotOT: You Do All Agree YOU'RE The Issue With The Schitt Ticket Shortage...
Posted on 3/20/20 at 11:34 am
Posted on 3/20/20 at 11:34 am
Correct? We men don't wrap our hands like an oven mitt to wipe after we pee. You're a good 85% of the roll between that and your laxative shits. Leave us a few ply, will ya?
Hopefully this will change the way you do your business. You're causing these shortages and you need to change your ways.
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Posted on 3/20/20 at 11:36 am to Sao
I bidet
Posted on 3/20/20 at 11:38 am to Sao
Women on Facebook constantly asking where to find Clorox wipes and hand soap 
Give it a rest, Karen
Give it a rest, Karen
Posted on 3/20/20 at 11:39 am to Sao
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You're a good 85% of the roll between that and your laxative shits.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 11:41 am to Sao
hard agree. my wife uses more TP in a week than I do in a month. it's fricking ridiculous.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 11:42 am to Sao
Have a bidet. It’s pretty magical.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 11:43 am to Tyga Woods
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Women on Facebook constantly asking where to find Clorox wipes and hand soap
That's all we've seen for the past 2 weeks. Women complaining about the shortage.
Here's a PSA, Ladies: Wash that Culo
Posted on 3/20/20 at 11:45 am to Tyga Woods
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Women on Facebook constantly asking where to find Clorox wipes and hand soap
Give it a rest, Karen
All this says to me is there are some dirty bitches out there. We keep that kind of stuff in house pretty well stocked.
I legit wonder about people who didn’t have enough hand soap to last them for a few weeks.
Definitely tells you who to say no to at the potluck.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 11:46 am to HT713
Same. Shes worried about running out and wiping her hatchet wound with a wad of shite tickets every one of the 90 trips she makes a day.
Tell your wife to wipe with an old t shirt and rinse in the sink each time. You'll get some quality feedback
I dont care. I'll go shoot a squirrel in the yard and wipe my arse with the hide if I have to.
Tell your wife to wipe with an old t shirt and rinse in the sink each time. You'll get some quality feedback
I dont care. I'll go shoot a squirrel in the yard and wipe my arse with the hide if I have to.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 11:47 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
you truly have a way with words
I'm sure this is a whitman quote, which poem is it from
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running out and wiping her hatchet wound with a wad of shite tickets
I'm sure this is a whitman quote, which poem is it from
Posted on 3/20/20 at 11:49 am to HT713
This is a gathering of men and degenerate women. Ill use my sailor language.
Except for aspy, she drinks wine and therefore is fancy.
Except for aspy, she drinks wine and therefore is fancy.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 11:49 am to djangochained
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I bidet
My plumber calls them “bigets” because everyone he installs the dudes eventually start “living the lifestyle” if you know what I’m talking about
Posted on 3/20/20 at 11:49 am to HT713
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I'm sure this is a whitman quote, which poem is it from
Leaves of arse
Posted on 3/20/20 at 11:58 am to BluegrassBelle
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Have a bidet. It’s pretty magical.
This post was edited on 3/20/20 at 11:59 am
Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:00 pm to Sao
Real men don't even wipe their asses.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:01 pm to shutterspeed
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Real men don't even wipe their asses.
Hell, a CVS receipt will work in a pinch. And after one.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:03 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
Even if I buy said wine at cvs across the street?
I use a normal amount of tp I think. Just to stay on topic
I use a normal amount of tp I think. Just to stay on topic
Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:09 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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I'll go shoot a squirrel in the yard and wipe my arse with the hide if I have to.
I mean, people used to use corncobs, right?
Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:14 pm to Sao
I’m living on my own for the first time in 10 years. I bought a super giant Sam club pack of TP a year ago and I’m not even half way through.
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