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Lighten Up with Laughter: Do your part, with a joke!
Posted on 12/18/24 at 8:54 am
Posted on 12/18/24 at 8:54 am
With all the drama and negativity brought on by politics and morally-lost souls we need to take a pause and remember how to laugh and be happy.
Let's all pitch in to create smiles upon the many faces of the Tiger Droppings Nation.
Let's goooooooooooooooo!
My boss just texted me: “Send me one of your funny jokes!”
I texted him back: “I’m busy working. I’ll send one later.”
“That’s hilarious,” he said. “Send another one!”
I feel bad for the homeless guy...but I really feel bad for the homeless guy's dog. He must be thinking, Man, this is the longest walk ever!
Let's all pitch in to create smiles upon the many faces of the Tiger Droppings Nation.
Let's goooooooooooooooo!
My boss just texted me: “Send me one of your funny jokes!”
I texted him back: “I’m busy working. I’ll send one later.”
“That’s hilarious,” he said. “Send another one!”
I feel bad for the homeless guy...but I really feel bad for the homeless guy's dog. He must be thinking, Man, this is the longest walk ever!
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 8:57 am to Lutcher Lad
One morning Thibodeaux was sitting on his dock enjoying the sunrise when Boudreaux pulls up in his boat filled with duct tape. Thibodeaux looks at him, and asks "what you doing with a boat full of duct tape?" Boudreaux replies "I'm going duck hunting! You wanna come?" "You can't hunt ducks with duct tape, and no I ain't coming" replied Thibodeaux. So Boudreaux leaves. Later in the day Thibodeaux sees Boudreaux fly by in his boat, and low and behold its full of ducks. "Well i'll be damned!" says Thibodeaux.
The next morning as Thibodeaux is enjoying the sunrise, Boudreaux pulls up in his boat again, this time with a boat full of gatorade. Sarcastically Thibodeaux says "Let me guess, you gonna catch gators with gatorade?" "Yep, you wanna come?" says Boudreaux. "You can't catch gators with gatorade...No I ain't coming!" So Boudreaux leaves. Later that day Thibodeaux sees Boudreaux fly by in his boat, and it was filled with gators. "Well i'll be damned!" says Thibodeaux.
The next morning as Thibodeaux is enjoying the sunrise, Boudreaux pulls up in his boat agian...this time with a boat full of pussy willows. Thibodeaux thinks for a second and says..."Hold on let me get my hat"
The next morning as Thibodeaux is enjoying the sunrise, Boudreaux pulls up in his boat again, this time with a boat full of gatorade. Sarcastically Thibodeaux says "Let me guess, you gonna catch gators with gatorade?" "Yep, you wanna come?" says Boudreaux. "You can't catch gators with gatorade...No I ain't coming!" So Boudreaux leaves. Later that day Thibodeaux sees Boudreaux fly by in his boat, and it was filled with gators. "Well i'll be damned!" says Thibodeaux.
The next morning as Thibodeaux is enjoying the sunrise, Boudreaux pulls up in his boat agian...this time with a boat full of pussy willows. Thibodeaux thinks for a second and says..."Hold on let me get my hat"
This post was edited on 12/18/24 at 8:06 pm
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:01 am to Lutcher Lad
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel around his dick.
The bartender asks "what's with the ship's wheel?"
The pirate replies "Arrrr, it's diving me nuts"
The bartender asks "what's with the ship's wheel?"
The pirate replies "Arrrr, it's diving me nuts"
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:02 am to boxcarbarney
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a trip.
Which couple leaves first?
The gays, because they packed their shite the night before.
Which couple leaves first?
The gays, because they packed their shite the night before.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:02 am to boxcarbarney
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a trip.
Which couple leaves first?
The lesbians, because they left lickity split while the gays were still packing their shite.
Which couple leaves first?
The lesbians, because they left lickity split while the gays were still packing their shite.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:02 am to Lutcher Lad
Two cannibals are sitting on a log eating a clown when one turns to the other and asks, “Does this taste funny to you?”
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:03 am to CollegeFBRules
What do you call a wreath made out of $100 bills?
Aretha Franklin
Aretha Franklin
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:03 am to Lutcher Lad
if we would distribute mosquito nets throughout the African continent, every year we could prevent millions of mosquitos from needlessly dying of AIDS.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:12 am to Lutcher Lad
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
a dinosore-arse.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lick-a-lotta-pus.
a dinosore-arse.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lick-a-lotta-pus.
This post was edited on 12/18/24 at 9:13 am
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:18 am to Lutcher Lad
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?
"You gonna eat that?"
"You gonna eat that?"
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:19 am to MoisterOyster
This morning I went for a walk with a beautiful woman. Then she noticed me and we went for a run.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:20 am to TD422
What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?
A dead poodle, split in two.
A dead poodle, split in two.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:21 am to CocomoLSU
What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?
Wine
Wine
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:22 am to Lutcher Lad
I have yet to laugh
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:24 am to Zendog
Thank you for your contribution.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:25 am to Zendog
quote:
I have yet to laugh
What's purple and skims across the water?
An outboard grape.
Checkmate, bruh.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:26 am to Lutcher Lad
What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 sons?
Jose and Hose B
Jose and Hose B
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:30 am to Lutcher Lad
What are the black specks in between elephant's toes? Slow natives!
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:31 am to Lutcher Lad
A little boy came home from school and told his dad that he had lost his virginity. The astonished dad asked him “with who”? “The girl next door” the boy replied. The shocked dad said “but she’s retarded”! The boy replied “ you said my first time should be with someone special”…
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:33 am to Lutcher Lad
I got kidnapped by a group of mimes the other day. They did unspeakable things to me….
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